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Or send him out in his birthday suit. If memory serves me correct, he has rather a nice bum.............Something like this will produce a (non-cosmetic) repair.
https://www.screwfix.com/p/cementone-roof-repair-compound-black-1kg/57518
Get the oldest/cheapest paintbrush and put him in some really old clothes...
To be fair to him, it's very difficult stuff to remove from skin - he would need a really vigorous rub-down afterwards.Or send him out in his birthday suit. If memory serves me correct, he has rather a nice bum.............