Snow.

[staffordjas]

Driving test cancelled. Devastated

Oh No, Although with these conditions maybe for the best with people ending up taking barriers etc out. Any idea when it will be booked back in for?

 

[HopesDad]

I always wondered what that M stood for. Now I know Hopes Dad drives one, I think I've got it.

The letter M is a suffix used by BMW to designate its sports models. It does not, as far as I am aware, stand for anything.

 

[HopesDad]

It is interesting that on many forums where bad driving is discussed BMWs feature very prominently. Given the number around they seem to feature disproportionately highly

You are wrong. BMW drivers tend to be older, more experienced and more confident drivers. They are more affluent high quality people so set and meet very high standards. They are not prepared to accept the incompetence of other drivers who do not meet their own high standards.
I am an adviser to the Institute of advanced motorists and it is certainly the case that BMW drivers are better than most.

 

[HopesDad]

No smoke without fire, like I said.

Also, the X6M... god that silouhette is ugly.

It was not my first choice, but options are limited as I have to have mine adapted for my disability. I have an X7M on order which will arrive in the new year, which is a better car altogether.

 

[HopesDad]

Can few years ago I helped a driver in a hotel car park next to my office where the show had been bad....

They drive a Smart car, which was rear wheel drive and automatic... They had driven into a parking space and had no idea to get out as they had zero traction and zero throttle control....

I am at a loss to understand why anybody would ever buy a smart car. They are certainly not ‘smart’, and barely warrant the description ‘car’. They are essentially sit on lawn mowers with the blades removed.

 

[c0tt0nt0p]

You are wrong. BMW drivers tend to be older, more experienced and more confident drivers. They are more affluent and therefore keen to protect the investment they have made in their vehicles, and so will be less tolerant of incompetent drivers.
I am an adviser to the Institute of advanced motorists and it is certainly the case that BMW drivers are better than most.

Oh bless ya....

 

[c0tt0nt0p]

The letter M is a suffix used by BMW to designate its sports models. It does not, as far as I am aware, stand for anything.

You are wrong, it stands for Motorsport.

 

[proactive]

You are wrong, it stands for Motorsport.

If he actually had one, he'd know...

Closest he's ever been to one will be when licking the showroom window.

 

[HopesDad]

You are wrong, it stands for Motorsport.

You clearly have far more interest in cars than I do. Either that or too much time on your hands if you can be bothered to research it.

 

[Feed The Goat]

You are wrong, it stands for Motorsport.

Not in his case it doesn't

 

[Jade-clothing]

spectacularly landed on my arse today despite managing to go out every day in the snow and ice in my sexy snow boots and not slipping once! Right outside my house too, damn stupid slippery step. Thanks to the two doggy cops outside (nothing to do with me!) for giving me sympathy and not making fun despite bruising my wrist, bum and ego.

 

[Gramaisc]

spectacularly landed on my arse today despite managing to go out every day in the snow and ice in my sexy snow boots and not slipping once! Right outside my house too, damn stupid slippery step. Thanks to the two doggy cops outside (nothing to do with me!) for giving me sympathy and not making fun despite bruising my wrist, bum and ego.

Is there CCTV?

 

[Jade-clothing]

Is there CCTV?

Thankfully, no!

 

[c0tt0nt0p]

You clearly have far more interest in cars than I do. Either that or too much time on your hands if you can be bothered to research it.

Wrong on all parts I'm afraid chin chin...

 

[Frontal]

I am an adviser to the Institute of advanced motorists and it is certainly the case that BMW drivers are better than most.

You clearly have far more interest in cars than I do.

Remember folks, if you are going to lie, try and make it believable.

 

[age'd parent]

You are wrong. BMW drivers tend to be older, more experienced and more confident drivers. They are more affluent high quality people so set and meet very high standards. They are not prepared to accept the incompetence of other drivers who do not meet their own high standards.
I am an adviser to the Institute of advanced motorists and it is certainly the case that BMW drivers are better than most.

where's the PMSL icon?

P.S.
My van has 6 tires, 2 each side on the back, does that make it a 4 wheel drive van?

 

[PeterD]

You are wrong. BMW drivers tend to be older, more experienced and more confident drivers. They are more affluent high quality people so set and meet very high standards. They are not prepared to accept the incompetence of other drivers who do not meet their own high standards.
I am an adviser to the Institute of advanced motorists and it is certainly the case that BMW drivers are better than most.

Wrong.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....st-drivers-UK-car-brand-Jaguar-bad-habits/amp

Spoiler. BMW drivers are second worst.

 

[EasMid]

You are wrong. BMW drivers tend to be older, more experienced and more confident drivers. They are more affluent high quality people so set and meet very high standards. They are not prepared to accept the incompetence of other drivers who do not meet their own high standards.
I am an adviser to the Institute of advanced motorists and it is certainly the case that BMW drivers are better than most.

What a load of fecking shite.
(There, you've got me. I fed the farking troll)

 

[EasMid]

Not in his case it doesn't

Mobility? You know, the old 3wheelers.

 

[Feed The Goat]

Mobility? You know, the old 3wheelers.

HopesDad ..................... He put the extra m in mormon