So badly designed you hit yourself in the FACE for looking at it...

[gdavies]

no but i saw the carlsberg rip off

 

[Gramaisc]

The BBC Chinglish news feed, lah.

 

[MyCult]

He had me at free Werther's

 

[gdavies]

i am sure it sounds like they say wonga at first on this part http://www.lingscars.com/movie/bbc_chinese.mp3

 

[shoes]

 

[Mr X]

I know not everyone has the gift of being able to design stuff well, but I don't understand how anybody could think that their design was good if that is what they came up with! If you see every website on the web and see that they work pretty well, there is no way that you would do anything like that!

 

[shoes]

I think Ling is going for the make the customer laugh and induce a light mood before sale regime. Not sure what Yvette was on though. Crack perhaps?

 

[Gramaisc]

I agree with shoes ( how many people have ever said that? ). We all know about Ling now and one of us might be buying a car. We also know about Yvette, but I doubt that (s)he is likely to get involved in any weddings from our perusals of that site.

 

[gdavies]

I think Ling is going for the make the customer laugh and induce a light mood before sale regime. Not sure what Yvette was on though. Crack perhaps?

she was sat down with her crack pipe while creating the website

 

[Alan B'Stard]

Yvette's Bridal Formal - A website so badly designed your retinas will attempt to detach themselves in horror.

NSFP - not safe for people
NSFE - not safe for eyes

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/YvettesGuestBook1.html

"Your website is
like a piece of Art!
Best wishes
Johnny"

Of course, now it's called "Art", it all makes sense!

 

[shoes]

I think Ling is going for the make the customer laugh and induce a light mood before sale regime. Not sure what Yvette was on though. Crack perhaps?

she was sat down with her crack pipe while creating the website

There you have it people, the official opinion of a web desiger. Yvette was indeed on crack lol

gdavies you should make a website (on a drug of your choice) to help the rest of us identify what drug a designer was under the influence of when designing a website.

Ling's is definitely cocaine

 

[Mr X]

Just in case any of you wanted to find the store, here's an area map:

And for once you get closer:

This is the first time I've seen anyone over the age of 12 use MSPaint to try and do something useful - and this is for a website! You'd have thought Yvette would want people to find her shop but these don't exactly help!

 

[shoes]

Omg Wtf (bbq)

 

[djwellis]

that photo of "yvette" actually looks kinda hot when you scroll past it really fast.....
I regret looking more closely now.

 

[shoes]

I think that's possible sean, also mentioned on the website. I hope so :/

 

[Mr X]

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/pictura.html

Instead of pi*sing around with MSPaint, why doesn't she learn how to design a website properly!

The worst bit is the page source says Yahoo Sitebuilder was used to design the site. It is free to use, has 380+ free templates, can create professional looking sites like http://www.winecountryretreats.com/ and yet someone (possible Yvette herself) has managed to produce such a dire website!