Someone Banging A Drum.

[Malcolm]

Hello, I live on St Marys Gate near the crematorium, does any one else who lives near that end of town either hear a drum banging at around 630-730am each morning or a bang like a gun shot sound?

Might be a bird scarer, that way on..?

 

[Gramaisc]

Might be a bird scarer, that way on..?

NFU guidance is four times an hour - https://www.nfuonline.com/assets/4662 - if people bother to adhere to that.

 

[Studio Tan]

Is it Oskar Matzerath ?

 

[John Marwood]

AAAAAARGHHHH!!!!

 

[Goldilox]

AAAAAARGHHHH!!!!

Sorry man, just another six hours a day for the next three or four weeks and I should get that solo from Moby Dick down...

 

[John Marwood]

Sorry man, just another six hours a day for the next three or four weeks and I should get that solo from Moby Dick down...

I KNOW it wernna yow cuzco the footage had no rithimm

 

[John Marwood]

I KNOW it wernna yow cuzco the footage had no rithimm

Predicted Text

Donchajustloveit

 

[John Marwood]

Nòòoooooooooo!!!!!

 

[Sir BoD]

 

[John Marwood]

He wears a uniform

 

[John Marwood]

The sound travels all the way up river to Creswell. I no jokey

 

[Floss]

The sound travels all the way up river to Creswell. I no jokey

Have you moved from Doxey Height?

 

[John Marwood]

Have you moved from Doxey Height(s)?

What!?!

Oh I see. Nooooo, I went a wandering. THEY are diverting the river up there. You'd have thought the motorway would drown out everything....

He ( drummer implies some kind of regular tempo - which he has none ) can also be heard above the sound of demolition [ Brooklands ]

Makes you think of that famous actor bloke on the Mekon

(Marlon Brando - Apocalypse Now 1979)

 

[Floss]

What!?!

Oh I see. Nooooo, I went a wandering. THEY are diverting the river up there. You'd have thought the motorway would drown out everything....

He ( drummer implies some kind of regular tempo - which he has none ) can also be heard above the sound of demolition [ Brooklands ]

Makes you think of that famous actor bloke on the Mekon

(Marlon Brando - Apocalypse Now 1979)

The horror....the horror

 

[Studio Tan]

". . . Stafford. Shit. I'm still only in Stafford . . ."

 

[Gramaisc]

I finally heard it today - from Lidl's car-park. Initially, I thought it was somebody 'cleaning' a cement mixer after throwing a couple of bricks in..
Despite investigating, I could not achieve a clear line-of-sight to the perpetrator, due to the amount of foliage still on the trees.

 

[joshua]

I finally heard it today - from Lidl's car-park. Initially, I thought it was somebody 'cleaning' a cement mixer after throwing a couple of bricks in..
Despite investigating, I could not achieve a clear line-of-sight to the perpetrator, due to the amount of foliage still on the trees.

Foliage and associated trees soon not to be a problem

 

[John Marwood]

I finally heard it today - from Lidl's car-park. Initially, I thought it was somebody 'cleaning' a cement mixer after throwing a couple of bricks in..
Despite investigating, I could not achieve a clear line-of-sight to the perpetrator, due to the amount of foliage still on the trees.

By the trucker toilet block in Sainsburys

 

[Gramaisc]

By the trucker toilet block in Sainsburys

Will you be wearing your usual carnation?

 

[joshua]

Will you be wearing your usual carnation?

And which "buttonhole" will you be sticking it in ?