Targeted Advertising.

[Gramaisc]

Rebecca is still three miles away - you would think she might put a bit of effort in, before I'm sent to sea.

 

[proactive]

before I'm sent to sea.

Which one is you?

 

[Gramaisc]

I didn't manage to drag myself up on deck.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being asked if I'm having trouble giving up smoking - not really, I found that not starting was great help.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being urged to purchase software to help me comply with cattle legislation and to monitor their performance.

This seems a bit over-the-top - my only only cattle are 1/76th scale and unlikely to enter the human food chain.

 

[proactive]

I'm getting invited to date sexy Thai, Russian and African women. And apparently it can all be fast tracked by Argos.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm getting invited to date sexy Thai, Russian and African women. And apparently it can all be fast tracked by Argos.

16 day trial period?

 

[proactive]

16 day trial period?

Or I can buy now and pay in 6 months. Which is tempting.

 

[Floss]

I'm getting invited to date sexy Thai, Russian and African women. And apparently it can all be fast tracked by Argos.

As long as they're not flat packed

 

[proactive]

As long as they're not flat packed

They certainly don't look it from the pictures!

 

[andy w]

I'm being asked to become a Royal Naval Reservist - they must be getting desperate.

From reading a few posts on facebook, the policy of reducing the Regulars in the Armed Forces and replacing them with part timers has been a disaster with a very few coming forward so they might be serious. Time to find out your bell bottoms!

 

[Gramaisc]

Google now want me to join in - "People are searching for a business like yours. Be found with £75 ad credit.".

They can piss off, I don't want people finding me, I spend a lot of time and effort in hiding from people.

I did once(!) place a small ad in the Newsletter - all I got was two competitors' espionage enquiries and three nutters.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being offered an "electric shoes drier", which I have no intention of trying out.

 

[Gramaisc]

I am told that "someone from Ukraine thinks you're cute and would date you"...


..possibly by cutting my head off and counting the rings..?

 

[Gramaisc]

I am being offered Tena Men, with its urine leakage control..

It actually suggests that I "Click for a free sample" - I think not!

 

[Floss]

I am being offered Tena Men, with its urine leakage control..

It actually suggests that I "Click for a free sample" - I think not!

Urinclined to do that.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being offered "female grooming products" - as if I'm going to fall for that.



Though, I suppose, I could risk it and claim entrapment?

 

[littleme]

I'm being offered "female grooming products" - as if I'm going to fall for that.



Though, I suppose, I could risk it and claim entrapment?

The mind boggles...

 

[John Marwood]

The mind boggles...

 

[littleme]