Targeted Advertising.

[Glam]

I'm being offered the chance to try a portable heater, and a Jeep Renegade.
Makes a change from the Russian bride.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being urged to "diagnose network traffic problems - for free!".



I wonder if the Council get that one?

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being urged to "understand the security benefits of micro-segmentation and how it transforms data centre security".

I have shredded my address book.

 

[Jade-clothing]

I'm being offered Menopause Cream
#womanofacertainage

 

[John Marwood]

I'm being offered Menopause Cream
#womanofacertainage

Where do you rub it?

 

[Jade-clothing]

I'm being offered Menopause Cream
#womanofacertainage

Where do you rub it?

Haha - should it pop up again I'll click and find out for you. Purely for research. not because I'm old!

 

[PeterD]

Gate closers. I have a terraced house, however I still need to put a gate on.

 

[peggy]

I'm being offered a single Muslim.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being offered a single Muslim.

If you can hang on, it might be two-for-one after Christmas.

 

[Gramaisc]

I bought a cable on eBay on Wednesday, it arrived this morning - all is well.

eBay is now suggesting that I might like to buy a shorter one. It's OK, thanks. I'll just coil it up a bit, if I need to.

 

[John Marwood]

Spendthrift!

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being warned that "there's over hundreds of toxins in your drinking water".

I wonder if their product is actually able to reduce this problem to fewer than hundreds of toxins?

 

[age'd parent]

"Unlimited entertainment at my finger tips"
No don't need it, I've got a wife for that.

 

[John Marwood]

Fanny packs

I think it thinks I'm in the US

 

[andy w]

'She's winked you!' I don't recall that happening but I was very, very drunk.

 

[Gramaisc]

'She's winked you!' I don't recall that happening but I was very, very drunk.

WHAT?

Irina is two-timing me?

http://www.staffordforum.com/xf/index.php?threads/targeted-advertising.9720/page-12#post-265458

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm now being offered women "Single, 40+ and willing" - it isn't clear exactly what the "40+" refers to...


Also, it states that these women "don't expect dates" - which is just as well, as I'm not that keen on them either - I much prefer Mandarin oranges.

 

[littleme]

I'm now being offered women "Single, 40+ and willing" - it isn't clear exactly what the "40+" refers to...


.

IQ. probably....

 

[Gramaisc]

IQ. probably....

Certainly not kilograms, anyway...

 

[Gramaisc]

eBay think that I want to buy a mini skirt, a folding scooter, a midi dress and a garage door.

..and I haven't even had the party invitation yet..


..wondering what the theme is..?