The Real UK Citizenship Test

[MyCult]

The Real UK Citizenship Test


Some of the questions proper made me laugh

* forgot me backslash

 

[Rikki]

Saw this on another forum earlier, scored 80%

 

[United57]

9 out of 10 but do I feel British?

 

[tek-monkey]

9/10 also, wonder if I got the ant and dec one wrong?

 

[Gadget]

9/10 Here. What do they house in the Albert Hall?
G x

 

[shoes]

Hitler's Testicle....

Hitler has only got one ball, the other, is in the albert hall.

To the same tune as Colonel Bogey i believe.

 

[phildo]

Hitler's Testicle....

Hitler has only got one ball, the other, is in the albert hall..

his mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small....

Popular playtime tunage from the 80's

 

[Withnail]

9/10 also, wonder if I got the ant and dec one wrong?

10/10 but only because i lied about the ant n dec one, and i only know the difference if they stand in the right order - which they always do (on the telly at least).

 

[Goldilox]

Ha 10/10. I'm more British than the lot of you...

It makes me feel much better after failing the real one on the beeb website!

 

[wizzard]

I got 9.

 

[Wormella]

I got 9 out of 10 too - but I decided against falsifying on the ant and deck one..

 

[anomalyaos]

9/10 Here. What do they house in the Albert Hall?
G x

hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the albert hall
his mother the dirty etc etc xD
perhaps i should have read further down before commenting lol

 

[bully bully]

My better half did the actual Citizenship test a couple of years ago and was a little surprised that some of the test takers had interpreters to help them.

 

[Hetairoi]

I can't be British at all then I only got 6/10!

 

[Tinkerbell]

9/10 - not which one I got wrong

 

[flossietoo]

Oh dear. I only got 7/10. Do I have to go and live somewhere else? Like Withnail, I was relying on the standing position for Ant & Dec. If they cunningly reversed the photograph I may have been misled. I always think of Bill Nighy as Billy Mack, slurring "Thank you, Ant or Dec."

 

[Neon Jay]

9/10 - It's Ant & Dec, I tell thee!

 

[Gramaisc]

9/10 here, too - perhaps the correct answer to the Ant & Dec one is 'I can't tell'?...

 

[Glam]

I got 8/10 and I knew which were which out of Ant n Dec!

 

[Hetairoi]

Where are the answers?