The Royal Baby

[Franklin_Delano_Roosevelt]

I wonder if this one will also look like James Hewitt?.....

 

[Hetairoi]

Does anyone really care about the baby (apart from the parents hopefully)?

 

[age'd parent]

No

 

[Franklin_Delano_Roosevelt]

A woman goes into labour and a Kenyan goes for a bike ride in France seems to be the sum total of "news" at the moment

 

[Glam]

I don't think the new royal baby will be King or Queen in my lifetime. Shame i've got to go to work to keep it.

 

[Withnail]

 

[John Marwood]

 

[andy w]

A woman goes into labour and a Kenyan goes for a bike ride in France seems to be the sum total of "news" at the moment

Makes a change from 'savage cuts'

 

[John Marwood]

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

 

[Franklin_Delano_Roosevelt]

Also is anyone else slightly weirded out that there is actually a dedicated “Royal Gynaecologist”
Imagine putting that down as your occupation on a mortgage application form.....

 

[andy w]

Also is anyone else slightly weirded out that there is actually a dedicated “Royal Gynaecologist”
Imagine putting that down as your occupation on a mortgage application form.....

I suppose that's one way to gain access to the royal box.

 

[shoes]

I don't think the new royal baby will be King or Queen in my lifetime. Shame i've got to go to work to keep it.

Don't worry, I'll have to work to keep you at some point

Joking aside though, good luck to them. I don't really care about a royal birth but I hope it all goes well.

 

[monkey bidness]

Brolly-headed eejit!

 

[shoes]

That is one tasteful jacket!

 

[proactive]

Joking aside though, good luck to them. I don't really care about a royal birth but I hope it all goes well.

Sounds about right.

 

[monkey bidness]

That is one tasteful jacket!

Naah. I have underpants that easily eclipse this jacket...

 

[joshua]

Security drama at Kensington palace as small person forced out of royal box.

 

[Wookie]

Woman has boy that will be kept, for life, entirely by the State. Daily Mail horrified.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23413653

I quite fancy *actually* having a King Gary the First...

{EDIT: Added URL etc.]

 

[John Marwood]

The new Prince will be known as

Prince Sweyn Forkbeard Windsor

or Cnut for short

 

[Roland]

At least the Villa have got another fan as long as William brings him up properly!