The Stafford forum story.......

[BBC]

Forumite's lets tell a story. Five words of your choice. No two consecutive posts from same user.

I'll begin.

There once was a Stafford.....

 

[jimbob23]

...man who had a huge...

 

[BBC]

....interest in anything pie related..

 

[jimbob23]

. He even let his wife...

 

[BBC]

, who was truly an enormous ....

 

[jimbob23]

...McFly fan, have a bite...

 

[rich upsetter]

..., and nibble....

 

[jimbob23]

That's only 2 words! Where are the other 3?

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

 

[BBC]

of the delicous steamin hot....

 

[jimbob23]

...sausage in his trousers. "Wow", ...

 

[BBC]

... what a unusual salty flavouring ....

 

[skyline]

it tastes just like that

 

[TENSHON]

said vicar to the nun...

 

[MISS T]

The vicar had visited Stafford's . . . .

 

[Anders_Panders]

finest public house, the railway...

 

[BBC]

for a quick pint of....

 

[MISS T]

his very favourite tipple , double . .

 

[BBC]

pints of vodka and redbull...

 

[Anders_Panders]

followed by pork scratchings and...

 

[MISS T]

another vodka,stinkin drunk he