Today I Heard.....

basil

don't mention the blinds
that our fearless leader 'vows to move heaven and earth ' to secure anyone endangered by the new Afghanistan regime.
I have emailed the above mentioned twat asking if he would kindly furnish me when he has accomplished this task......
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
A town crier bellowing a load of sh!te about Specsavers doing free hearing aid tests.

I wondered why he had to shout so loudly then I realised that he must have had a Specsavers hearing aid fitted and didn't realise how loud he was :)
... a bloke on Radio 3 say "most of the music on my recent CD is Scheidt"

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basil

don't mention the blinds
that our fearless leader 'vows to move heaven and earth ' to secure anyone endangered by the new Afghanistan regime.
I have emailed the above mentioned twat asking if he would kindly furnish me when he has accomplished this task......
Seems he's passed on this soundbite, and now banging on about Peppa Pig, presumably after a massive toke.....
 
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