useless facts? post them here......

MISS T

Forum user & abuser
Jimbob, take note.

# A man's beard contains between 7000 and 15,000 hairs.
# A beard grows an average of 140mm a year
# A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes
# Women's hair is about half the diameter of men's hair
# During an average lifetime, a man will spend 3,350 hours removing 8.4 meters of stubble.
 

MISS T

Forum user & abuser
The person who performs the Muppets - Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Animal, and Grover is Frank Oz. Oz is also the voice of Star Wars Yoda.
 

jimbob23

Official 1000th poster
MISS T said:
Jimbob, take note.

# A man's beard contains between 7000 and 15,000 hairs.
# A beard grows an average of 140mm a year
# A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes
# Women's hair is about half the diameter of men's hair
# During an average lifetime, a man will spend 3,350 hours removing 8.4 meters of stubble.
:eek:
 

MISS T

Forum user & abuser
was reading that last night, this one surprised me

14. Online shoppers will only wait an average of four seconds for an internet page to load before giving up.

3 seconds max.
 

MISS T

Forum user & abuser
"Facetious" and "abstemious" are the only two words in the English language that contain the vowels a, e, i, o, and u in their proper order.
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
Owing to its versatility, "bollocks" has been called the Swiss Army knife of andrological profanities, in that it is the most versatile word in the English language.

The word has a long and distinguished history, with the Oxford English Dictionary giving examples of its usage dating back to the 13th century. In view of its current status as a profanity, it is ironic that one of the early references is John Wycliffe's Bible (1382), Leviticus xxii, 24: "Al beeste, that ... kitt and taken a wey the ballokes is, ye shulen not offre to the Lord..." (any beast that is cut and taken away the bollocks, you shall not offer to the Lord).
 

victoriab

victoriaboyle.co.uk
The degree of dexterity in an African elephant's trunk is so acute that it can turn the pages of a book, or pluck a single blade of grass.
 

Lisa

Well-Known Forumite
39. Australians host barbecues at polling stations on general election days.

( As an Australian who has been voting at elections for years now, I have yet to see this in practice. )
 

MISS T

Forum user & abuser
59 things that would have stayed secret. . .

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/global/article1471409.ece
 

db

#chaplife
MISS T said:
59 things that would have stayed secret. . .

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/global/article1471409.ece
lol i love some of the random correlations they make:

Killings carried out by strangers have increased by a third since Tony Blair came to power

obviously, tony blair is 30% more efficient at murder than john major! :v:
 

TENSHON

4000th post? Whatever, I'm nonchalant..
have you seen that advert which claims most accidents happen within 5 miles of your home? it's a bit misleading isn't it? are they saying that the majority of accidents nationwide occur within a five mile radius of my house?
 

Biggin

Honourary Staffordian
Joxer Brady's used to be a Police station with holding cells in its cellars, which used to be linked to the Old Satchmo's and the former court, now Shire Hall County Buildings. When the building became a pub it was first called Morgans purveyors of porter Wine & Spirits .
 

UltraSBM

Not the official 2520th poster!
TENSHON said:
have you seen that advert which claims most accidents happen within 5 miles of your home? it's a bit misleading isn't it? are they saying that the majority of accidents nationwide occur within a five mile radius of my house?
Well, I heard that too, so I moved.
 

db

#chaplife
Augustus Gloop said:
In the UK cotton buds are the 2nd most common item found on a beach.
i'd be interested to know what the first is..

and don't say "sand"

(cue jimbob replying with "sand")

UltraSBM said:
TENSHON said:
have you seen that advert which claims most accidents happen within 5 miles of your home? it's a bit misleading isn't it? are they saying that the majority of accidents nationwide occur within a five mile radius of my house?
Well, I heard that too, so I moved.
lol :rimshot:
 

Augustus Gloop

Well-Known Forumite
dirtybobby said:
Augustus Gloop said:
In the UK cotton buds are the 2nd most common item found on a beach.
i'd be interested to know what the first is..

and don't say "sand"
For you bobby you can have the entire top ten:

1. Pieces of plastic, 1cm-50cm; 13.2%
2. Cotton bud sticks; 8.6%
3. Pieces of plastic, less than 1cm; 6.2%
4. Crisp/sweet/lolly wrappers; 5.6%
5. Polystyrene pieces; 5.5%
6. Plastic caps/lids; 5.4%
7. rope; 4.3%
8. Cigarette stubs; 4.2%
9. Plastic drinks bottles; 3.9%
10. Fishing net; 3.3%
Source: MCS
 
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