What are you doing this week? Wrong Answers Only.

[Theresa Green]

I’m collecting a 1933 silver Rolls Royce full of Dolly Mixtures from Dick Van Dyke

At The Drive, Doxey

 

[Carole]

View attachment 14473I’m collecting a 1933 silver Rolls Royce full of Dolly Mixtures from Dick Van Dyke

At The Drive, Doxey

Gosh, I say, how marvellous.
May I ask when might you be partaking of this endeavour exactly?

I know of a few chaps locally who would dearly like to come along for a look see.

 

[Noah]

Miss Thornton in her nightie seems to be round the wrong way

 

[littleme]

Hot air ballooning with my pet tiger

 

[Glam]

White water rafting down the River Sow with David Essex.

 

[littleme]

White water rafting down the River Sow with David Essex.

In your dreams bab....getting wet & wild with david

 

[Carole]

Once, years ago in Santa Monica, when I was having breakfast with the crew, David Essex was on the next table.

 

[Noah]

David Essex was on the next table.

What was he doing on the table?

 

[Carole]

What was he doing on the table?

Ok, I should clarify, he wasn’t actually ON the next table, he was sitting AT the table with a lady, enjoying his breakfast.

He appeared to be very pleasant in his interaction with those around him.

 

[Withnail]

Being part of a Nation with a functioning National Government and imposing a progressive top rate tax of 90% of 'earning's over £1,000,000,000. What could you possible be doing to 'earn' one million, yet alone one billion, spitoons?

La La Land

It's Coming Home

I seem to have lost my owl, have you seen him?

Looks a little bit like Eddie Redmayne in a good light, more like Sharlene Spiteri if it's dim.

 

[proactive]

He appeared to be very pleasant in his interaction with those around him.

Was he dishing out lucky heather?

 

[Carole]

I’ve just realised I’ve completely missed the point of this thread.

 

[proactive]

This week, I thought I'd take advantage of the fact that temperatures are forecast to go up to the low 40s by taking up marathon running as a hobby.

 

[Mudgie]

Going to Candid and the Ship Aground.

 

[Trumpet]

Taking my pet Warthog to Lichfield Cathedral to have her ingrowing toenails blessed.

 

[Theresa Green]

Bought a Lambretta Hearse off eBay so I can take my tropical fish on holiday with me

 

[littleme]

Tomorrow I'm going hang gliding with my favourite goat...

 

[Trumpet]

My weekly Wednesday Pot Noodle lunch with Bananarama has been put back to Friday. Apparently their mate Bill's sister is visiting.

 

[Theresa Green]

Played golf with the two remaining Beverley Sisters

 

[Withnail]

An Ironman in a feckin hurricane.