what are you eating clarts?

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dirtybobby said:
lol if only cookie's thread about being a bean flicker was still around :v:
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lets get this straight.

im not a lemon.....although due to my prolonged singleton status one of my males colleagues asked me if i am.

however, i would like to announce that im going out after work tonight for a few quiet drinks with a man. :lorks:

how things move in mysterious ways. i met my old housemate for some food on wednesday and i saw the very pleasant distraction i had on the 1st day i moved into my house.

he called me last night and were meeting up tonight. :D


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cookie_monster said:
im not a lemon.....although due to my prolonged singleton status one of my males colleagues asked me if i am.
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was it just because you were single, or did anything else lead him to this conclusion?
 
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i think its just because ive been single for so long....im not aware of any outwardly lesbian tendencies that i have displayed- especially not at work!


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cookie_monster said:
i think its just because ive been single for so long....im not aware of any outwardly lesbian tendencies that i have displayed- especially not at work!
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i don't see why being single would suggest you're a lady-lover.. surely, if you did have a penchant for playing with the little man in a boat, you would still find yourself in relationships? :?:

anyway, it's all moot so i don't know why i'm going on about it lol..
 
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ive just had a cheese and onion pasty wi chips n gravy.

am now weighing up the pros and cons of having rice pudding for afters....are you sposed to feed or starve a fever?

not that i actually have a fever, but i am coming down with a stinking cold, so surely that an excuse to stuff my face?


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cookie_monster said:
ive just had a cheese and onion pasty wi chips n gravy.

am now weighing up the pros and cons of having rice pudding for afters....are you sposed to feed or starve a fever?

not that i actually have a fever, but i am coming down with a stinking cold, so surely that an excuse to stuff my face?
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isn't it "feed a fever, starve a cold"? i'm sure it alliterates, whatever the saying is..
 
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Strewth! Peanut butter is the food of kings. It is the food of kings, emporers, lords, ladies, Stephen Fry, Mark Knoffler and Coolio.

Not sure about the truth in the last three but hypothetically, on a sliding scale of 'shit' to 'really cool' peanut butter and those three people are at the good end.
 
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noir2985 said:
Strewth! Peanut butter is the food of kings. It is the food of kings, emporers, lords, ladies, Stephen Fry, Mark Knoffler and Coolio.

Not sure about the truth in the last three but hypothetically, on a sliding scale of 'shit' to 'really cool' peanut butter and those three people are at the good end.
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this lady speaketh the truth..

ms. dirtybobby won't let me eat peanut butter cos she hates it lol..
 
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I have always loved peanut butter, just as every vegetarian should, but ms sofa is intolerant towards nuts...
 
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chip and cheese butty with mayo on a breadcake.

and a can of zero coke....:barf:

however, on the upside, ive got an unopened 215g bag of bassetts fruit allsorts on my desk....sugar rush, here i come!


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chip and cheese butty with mayo on a breadcake.
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just thought i'd clarify for anyone who speaks english, and not northern: she means "bap" :teef:
 
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cookie_monster said:
chip and cheese butty with mayo on a breadcake.
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Mmm that sounds nice. I just noticed that all I have in my possession at the moment (food-wise) is spinach and a tin of mixed beans. Party on!
 
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