Wild Goose Chase II last night! Someone reported large amonts of white smoke over Castletown area at 2300 hrs. We duly arrived, as we generally do, to discover low scudding cloud that was reflecting significant amounts of light! It did look like smoke, but as we all said, if it had been from a fire it would have been the mother of all fires, a conflagration that would have consumed ST16 in its entirety, heaven forbid. But no doubt the caller thought they were doing their duty, and we did get to drive past the Railway, and I apologise if it was you sitting in the window, I was the leering buffoon, waving in demented fashion from the fire engine!
We then proceeded down the town, a quiet night, and unfortunately, we didn't encounter any hen nights, of females intent on showing us their assests.
Curiously, breast/bum/knicker flashing to the big red appliance was a regular occurance in Burton during my four years there, but it has yet to happen in 'Ford.
Are ladies too posh to flash in Stafford?
Are the women in Burton of lower morals?
Are the firemen in Stafford Uglier
Are the women of Stafford Uglier, or have assests of lower quality that they would rather keep hidden?
Would you ever consider flashing at a fire engine?
We need to know, please discuss!
PS What is going on in Castletown? Is it a full moon? Is there something in the water? We should be told, Sofa's hit the nail, Newsletter investigative expertise needed.
Nice to know everyone involved is ok.
