Worst Band Names Ever!!!

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Silverfish said:
Metallica (Cheesy as feck)
but they're RAWRRRRRMETAL!!!1 :slayer:

seriously, how can you knock the name "metallica" when you've got contenders such as "megadeth" and such?

one i always found particularly laughable was Manowar
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Silverfish

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dirtybobby said:
seriously, how can you knock the name "metallica" when you've got contenders such as "megadeth" and such?
They've been around so long now we're used to the name, but when you first heard it, did you find it ridiculously self-referential? I know I did.

Not sure what's wrong with those names, but some of Manowar's album covers left a lot to be desired...

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djstaffs

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Not a band but an artiste's name- HANK WANGFORD

I know it might be his real name but, come one, why would you not chnage it...lol there is being unique and individual but this is something else....
 

Gramaisc

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djstaffs said:
I know it might be his real name
He is really Dr. Samuel Hutt, a leading family planning practitioner. Hank Wangford is along the same lines as Randy Vanwarmer - I remember Peel saying that if he could find one of them then he would go straight out and buy a Transit.
 

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Gramaisc said:
djstaffs said:
I know it might be his real name
He is really Dr. Samuel Hutt, a leading family planning practitioner. Hank Wangford is along the same lines as Randy Vanwarmer - I remember Peel saying that if he could find one of them then he would go straight out and buy a Transit.
wikipedia to the rescue:

Wikipedia said:
Hank Wangford is a distinguished English country and western songwriter. Hank Wangford is the stage name of Dr. Samuel Hutt, (b.1940). His music is notable for its humour and cheerful irony, and occasional excursions into biting political undercurrent.
well, there you go!
 

Gramaisc

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BBC said:
MUSIC

Professional musician Hank Wankford there but when he's not singing country and western he's Dr Sam Hutt, a specialist in contraception and reproductive healthcare at the Margaret Pyke Clinic in London and in his time he's fitted hundreds of Mirenas.

HUTT

It has a little what is called silastic membrane which is filled with progestogen which is the synthetic copy of progesterone. And the silastic membrane is very clever because it'll deliver a metered dose of so many micrograms every day to the lining of the womb.

HAMMOND

How does it actually prevent pregnancy - is it the hormones that are preventing that?

HUTT

Well it's the hormone that affects the endometrium, which is the medical word for the lining of the womb, and it makes it thinner. The other effect is that the progestogen actually affects the little plug of mucus that you have in the canal of your cervix. With the Merina in that little plug stays very, very thick and sort of impenetrable to the sperm. So in a funny way it's like having a biological cap preventing the sperms getting in in the first place but if they do get in and they do get to the egg, the egg has not got a lot of chance of implanting.
He often appears on 'Case Notes' when it's about this sort of thing.
 

djstaffs

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Well done with all that info...had forgotten he had another life...skill point for you my friend.

Also reminds me about another country singer with a daft name BOXCAR WILLY!!
No idea how he got that name though.
 

Gramaisc

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I have a vague recollection of Dr. Hutt saying he believed it to a rare industrial disease often afflicting US railroad workers.
 
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