That-Crazy-Rat-Lady
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So...
I had a friend pop round earlier - they were only picking something up and staying for 5mins.
They had their dog in the car as they were about to embark on a walk - so I invited said dog into my home!
I thought to myself : ''What damage could this dog cause in 5mins?!''
WELL.
Despite the fact that it weighs more than me it decided to hurtle around and nearly took me out a few times.
It tore up my entire back garden - then decided to tread muddy paw prints on my new sofa!!!!!
Then as a final party piece....
It decided to diarrhea on my lawn - stand in it - and then tromp it through my kitchen.
My 'friend' seemed oblivious to all of this (see how the friendship has changed over the course of this episode?)
And just chuckled and said what a character this dog was.
Yes - a real 'character' !
Now lovely people - I ask you - is this is what to be expected when you invite other peoples pets into your home?
Am I being a Moaning Myrtle?
A Miserable Maud?
A Frowning Francine?
I have family coming over in the next few weeks - should I tell them to leave their adorable pooches at home?
To prevent what could possibly be WW3?
Moan over.
TCRL xxx
I had a friend pop round earlier - they were only picking something up and staying for 5mins.
They had their dog in the car as they were about to embark on a walk - so I invited said dog into my home!
I thought to myself : ''What damage could this dog cause in 5mins?!''
WELL.
Despite the fact that it weighs more than me it decided to hurtle around and nearly took me out a few times.
It tore up my entire back garden - then decided to tread muddy paw prints on my new sofa!!!!!
Then as a final party piece....
It decided to diarrhea on my lawn - stand in it - and then tromp it through my kitchen.
My 'friend' seemed oblivious to all of this (see how the friendship has changed over the course of this episode?)
And just chuckled and said what a character this dog was.
Yes - a real 'character' !
Now lovely people - I ask you - is this is what to be expected when you invite other peoples pets into your home?
Am I being a Moaning Myrtle?
A Miserable Maud?
A Frowning Francine?
I have family coming over in the next few weeks - should I tell them to leave their adorable pooches at home?
To prevent what could possibly be WW3?
Moan over.
TCRL xxx