I'm scared too!
TBH this actually sounds like it goes against my ideals of eating things that move. It isn't though, just as I see pets as different to farm animals I also see wild animals as different again. Better, in fact. They are being what they are, what could be a finer thing? Pets are forced into servitude, wild animals are not. It is even more important to me due to our rapid over-expansion that removes their natural habitat to fill with worthless humans. Although, in an odd twist, I still have no issue with eating game. Its had a life, its been what it is, and now it can feed me. I'd never punish it for behaving as nature intended though, that seems odd.
Like I said earlier, if it is a problem then kill it. You kill it though, you are the one tempting it onto your premises by essentially building a Maccy D's in your garden. Keeping chickens is less natural than being foxey, even gardening is less natural. I can't think of anything more natural in fact. Sure I was gutted when a heron took over a hundred quids worth of fish off me in one sitting, even more so when it left the most expensive one on the patio as well, but it was just being a heron. I may chase one away, but I'd never hurt one. I got a great vid of one over near Sainsburys the other day actually, they are lovely creatures.
I've re-read that and decided I am waffling, but I shall let it stand regardless. Mmmmm, waffles. Wheres the dinner thread?