tek-monkey
wanna see my snake?
Can you do me a favour? Find out if she's ever eaten veggie haggis and what it tastes like?
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Fiiish.John Marwood said:what do you call a fish with three eyes...
Given that the chosen title for the thread was 'cheap' date, perhaps we can infer something from that....ToriRat said:What, what, whaaaaaaat? Why was I not informed of this...I demand a picture, complete job record, school reports and a full medical work up on this young lady.
I can probably provide you with the box and also some 'engirsh' instructions, but that's about it really.ToriRat said:What, what, whaaaaaaat? Why was I not informed of this...I demand a picture, complete job record, school reports and a full medical work up on this young lady.
...gone to the ladies then i presume..shoes said:I can probably provide you with the box and also some 'engirsh' instructions, but that's about it really.ToriRat said:What, what, whaaaaaaat? Why was I not informed of this...I demand a picture, complete job record, school reports and a full medical work up on this young lady.
Oops oversight, seems i was after a premature evaluation.....Gramaisc said:
basil said:Oops oversight, seems i was after a premature evaluation.....Gramaisc said:
Be nice to shoes? Are you totally deranged? Do you not understand Forum etiquette?Glam said:Be nice to the bloke
Gramaisc said:Be nice to shoes? Are you totally deranged? Do you not understand Forum etiquette?
I want you to wait outside the hotel room with a genuine Tori MS Paint trophy just in caseToriRat said:Haha can you imagine the scene....
*** Shoes and mystery amore sit gazing deep into each others eyes over a candlelit supper, and in the background a large group of forumite with banners that read "GO FOR IT MATE" , " GIVE 'ER ONE" and "CHANCE YER ARM".....***