Let's make Dominic Raab Foreign Secretary - wait, even better, let's make Gavin Williamson Secretary of State for Education! Because that will be funny, a haha a hahaha, no wait, that would be the exact opposite of funny.
"When the ship's sinking, you shouldn't mention it to the passengers, it might cause a panic.
Of course when the sea level reaches their lower lips, they might figure it out for themselves."
And some on here should consider a standard joke from all three services:
"It's all a game. You might as well have a laugh."
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