The mad cyclist again.
Earlier this morning he passed me whilst I was stationary at the lights heading towards town by the Toyota garage. As he went past he very kindly told me to feck off and then proceeded to go through the lights on red. This caused a the driver of a car who was proceeding quite legally through the lights from the Asda direction to do an emergency stop. For his trouble, mad cyclist gobbed on his bonnet and carries on. Car driver took exception to this and accelerated hard and pulled up in front of mad cyclist. As mad cyclist is giving probably his best performance to date, car driver gets out of his car (he is bloody huge), walks up to mad cyclist and wallops him, once, knocking him to the ground, gets back in his car and drives off.
Leaving mad cyclist to pick himself up whilst cars are driving past sounding their horns and hurling abuse at him for being in the way.
Even though I had a really good view of what happened, I can't for the life of me remember what the car was or what the driver looked like. Maybe it was wiped from my mind by the huge grin I still can't get off my face...