Leave or Remain?

Tilly

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Schools curriculum book list 2025 - 2067


Power
The Persuit of Power
Maintaining Power
Extending my Power

At the Expense of the Absolute

How I Destroyed a Nation - by Theresa May with contributions from a cast of millions



Disassociation and Denial - My part in the Shame by Jeremy Corbyn

And Still the People Liked Me - A look at the human Psyche by Jacob Rees Mogg the fascist dictator

Dumbing the Dumb - It Really Was Way Too Easy.

A book by the Daily Mail owner on the Shame of a Nation

Bread and Circuses - The Burger and Netflix Generation. How a Nation disgusted itself . A picture of obesity in the 21st century
 
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It's all right ^ that's just 'Project Fear'.

You know what the Civil Service are like with their constant electioneering.
 
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& I said:
One of my favourite things about this whole process is how often David Davis has 'threatened' to resign...

Your ''threats' are just laughable to us.
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There comes a time, shurely, when one has to ask - is No David Davis better than a Bad David Davis?

Does David Davis mean David Davis?

Is there a Red White & Blue David Davis?

Perhaps there might even exist a Jobs First David Davis in your left hand pocket that you forgot to empty before you put it in the washing machine?

Now it's all soggy and shit?

Is No David Davis better than a Bad David Davis, though?

The answer stares us all in the FACE.
 
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captainpish said:
Im looking forward to Brexit. I can harvest liberals tears like tap water. Im planning on extracting the salt and selling it to posh restraunts for a small fortune. All the hipsters will pay through the nose to garnish their food with it so they can brag about it on twatbook. The only downfall to my business model is its heavily reliant on people like god emperor trump keeping the salt flowing.
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captainpish said:
Would you mind if i held a cup to your cheek whilst you think about Brexit, Trump, the impending collapse of the EU or anything else that rustles your jimmies? I could do with a couple of pints. I could bring along an A1 sized poster of Nigel Farage's smug face to aid the flow?
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You see, this is where you have got it so wrong.

It's like in Monsters, Inc. where [spoiler alert] they find that laughter is a more powerful energy supply than screams.

For 40 years we have built things - all the while being bitched at and spattered with the bile of... whom? I suppose i'm curtailed by the language you use, so if i'm a bleeding heart 'liberal', you must be an 'illiberal', yes?

Can we just take a quick dictionary check on the word 'illiberal'? Yes? Great, super.

In all of that time in opposition, you have managed to hone your oppositional skills, and yet have not, apparently, taken any time to consider how you might re-make what you so dearly desired to break.

If you are looking for tears from me, you'll only find them from laughter. And you'll still have to do a lot better than you are currently doing. All you are raising thus far are 'wry chuckles'.

Surely you can f**k it up better than that?

Tears of laughter is your best hope from me - you're getting there, but i know that hard work is anathema to you.
 
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