John Marwood
I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Reading a recent posting on the hidden bogs of the Market Square brought me to try and picture the lost bogs of the borough - although not too literally.
Whilst we can perhaps quote a well known supermarket and its long opening hours as a place to take a leak, I do seem to remember that public conveniences actually used to be fairly convenient at one time or other.
Here is my top ten list of the now demolished Stafford Lavatories:
1 Down the steps in the Market Square
2 By the Sow on the Doxey Road close the antique/Broad Eye chippy
3 At the entrance to the park opposite the now Tesco pumps
4 In the park by the paddling pool
5 At the rear of the Sun Smithfield/Wimpy, oh ok the Casa Nightclub
6 At the entrance to the common
7 By the bus stop in Rising Brook
8 Outside the station by the the site for the new four storey par cark
9 Erm, hang on, I need to go pay a visit..
10 Damn, no paper!
Whilst we can perhaps quote a well known supermarket and its long opening hours as a place to take a leak, I do seem to remember that public conveniences actually used to be fairly convenient at one time or other.
Here is my top ten list of the now demolished Stafford Lavatories:
1 Down the steps in the Market Square
2 By the Sow on the Doxey Road close the antique/Broad Eye chippy
3 At the entrance to the park opposite the now Tesco pumps
4 In the park by the paddling pool
5 At the rear of the Sun Smithfield/Wimpy, oh ok the Casa Nightclub
6 At the entrance to the common
7 By the bus stop in Rising Brook
8 Outside the station by the the site for the new four storey par cark
9 Erm, hang on, I need to go pay a visit..
10 Damn, no paper!