Massage

basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
Mr Shoes in need of a massage
Went to the cashpoint near bank passage,
The ATM said nowt in the bank
So he headed home in need of a wank.......
 
Wyred

Wyred

Well-Known Forumite
Mr Basil being a crank
he has all for that to thank
with the lure of Sash Court strong
off he popped wearing a lacy thong....
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
With not much money in the bank,
He could only afford to ask for a wank,
The young lady didn't take long,
Although there was a bit of a pong.
 
basil

basil

don't mention the blinds
Mr Shoes is gonna go ballfu#ckingistic when he reads this thread, and i for one wouldna blame him. I certainly would not want to see him when he's shooting off........
 
Wyred

Wyred

Well-Known Forumite
basil said:
Mr Shoes is gonna go ballfu#ckingistic when he reads this thread, and i for one wouldna blame him. I certainly would not want to see him when he's shooting off........
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…..she lets out an almighty cough
as he leaps up in disbelief
still not satisfied with his relief…..
 
John Marwood

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Might have been

Who wants to know?

I have many disguises and dont always wear an orange condom on my head

Sometimes its a green one
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Only went to Brum twice - Damned and Devo. There seemed no need to travel far in those days. It was difficult to fit in everything round here.
 
John Marwood

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Blondie in the early days in Brum (twice )Barbarellas I think

Clash Ramones etc at the Vic up Anlee and The Sox Patels in the Willage

have a massage ( ontopic )
 
Wyred

Wyred

Well-Known Forumite
Bank Passage

Having a massage

Physiotherapist

Sadist

Condom on my my head

In a great big bouncing bed…
 
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