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tek-monkey

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Tough, they chose to have the cat. Can't think of many other pets that have zero responsibility? I'd leave it in piles outside their front door, or maybe catapult it at the windows...
 
Florence

Florence

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Gramaisc, you are always good for a Youtube clip to match any occassion. So for that last one alone, please accept a skill point. :up:
 
The Stafford Beast

The Stafford Beast

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tek-monkey said:
Tough, they chose to have the cat. Can't think of many other pets that have zero responsibility? I'd leave it in piles outside their front door, or maybe catapult it at the windows...
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Imagine if Severn Trent Water thought the same about human excrement...

...a nice pile, along with your quarterly bill.
 
tek-monkey

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Yeah, but we pay STW to take that away. Does rikki's neighbour pay him?

Legally its a pain, as cats are seen as a law unto themselves. If you can, get a water pistol filled with some strong smell - eucalyptus is good. Soak the little ****, they hate it when they can't smell anything (well, other than themselves!).
 
Rikki

Rikki

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Ive tried water but they always run off the second they hear the door opening now. How morally wrong would some sort of conditioning be involving a bb gun? :P
 
tek-monkey

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
They don't learn mate :(

Seriously, they use their sense of smell for everything. If you can bugger that up, they get well irritated. Failing that throw them in a pond, did that to my mates cat and it never came home....
 
Rikki

Rikki

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I like it but don't fancy spending that much really. Hopefully going to move before the years out anyway.
 
ToriRat

ToriRat

Is that a Moomin?
chilli powder liberally sprinkled where they like to deposit....they always sniff before they S***...apart from anything else its quite amusing watching then trying to pull of their own noses
 
tek-monkey

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
When my chillies get growing properly I'll dish some out!

Anyone want some chilli plants? I have a fair few, so if you anyone wants a couple they're welcome. In dire need of repotting and I'm running out of space!
 
Goldilox

Goldilox

How do I edit this?
tek-monkey said:
When my chillies get growing properly I'll dish some out!

Anyone want some chilli plants? I have a fair few, so if you anyone wants a couple they're welcome. In dire need of repotting and I'm running out of space!
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I could take some. I didn't seed any this year.
 
tek-monkey

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
No worries, how hot do you like? Got a load still in seed trays, from sweet banana peppers to peach habenaros. Only a few inches tall cos really need repotting, but free to a good home :)
 
Goldilox

Goldilox

How do I edit this?
I'll gladly take a variety - if you pm me your address and let me know when you might be in I'll pop round for them. Many thanks
 
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