Mundane facts about your day...

[Gramaisc]

Spat out my wine.

Bastard!

Not into her bath, as well?

 

[proactive]

Not into her bath, as well?

Bad boy

 

[BobClay]

Cat pissed in the bath today.

 

[Tilly]

When i was 6 my sister was half my age

Now I'm 70 how old is she


...

This question seems to have broken the internet

Again

The Irish version is best, the Welsh not far behind

 

[tek-monkey]

Depends if she's dead?

 

[Trumpet]

Or when your respective birthdays are.

 

[Tilly]

I can't seem to find the Irish one now

 

[Trumpet]

Virgin Trains bangers are bangin'.
Nom Nom

 

[Trumpet]

Just arrived Eastbourne and the sun's come out.

 

[Thehooperman]

Recovering from too much green and black cocktail drinks thanks to the JG Speedfit Kawasaki hospitality team staying at the same hotel.

My head hurts today for some reason.

 

[Trumpet]

Just arrived Eastbourne and the sun's come out.

Meeting concluded by 14:30. A bit of time to chill on the balcony before going foraging for food.

Only two pubs I could find were both Wetherspoons. Decent Chinese buffet joint a couple of doors away from one of them.
Now back in 'spoons having a swift house red.

 

[staffordjas]

Was doing well on my diet all day..

Then realised , when sons student loan statement arrived in the post today , that I most likely won't be around at the end of the 30 year repayment period , means I'd be about 93... Forgot I was so old

Diet now gone to pot....ciders crisps, and the box of 'chicken popsters' that have been in the freezer for months are now being devoured..

 

[Gadget]

I'm unsure at this point as to whether, not sleeping is increasing my paranoia or, my increasing paranoia is making me unable to sleep. Thoughts like a blender and is that the world vibrating slightly or just me? Second thoughts, third thoughts, fourth thoughts.
I'm tired.

 

[littleme]

I'm unsure at this point as to whether, not sleeping is increasing my paranoia or, my increasing paranoia is making me unable to sleep. Thoughts like a blender and is that the world vibrating slightly or just me? Second thoughts, third thoughts, fourth thoughts.
I'm tired.

 

[Tilly]

 

[Trumpet]

Eastbourne this morning:

10 minutes north of Euston and the weather's turned to sh*t.

 

[Tilly]

Eastbourne this morning:
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10 minutes north of Euston and the weather's turned to sh*t.

BusheysGoneSlushy

 

[Trumpet]

and no-one likes a slushy bushey.

 

[Tilly]

and no-one likes a slushy bushey.

Tellinya

 

[BobClay]

Funny, but can't help but think if you keep laughing at her you're going to get six rounds from a .357 magnum revolver instead of a dozen or more from a 9mm semi-automatic and those numbers don't mean much after the first one goes through your cranium.