Mundane facts about your day...

[staffordjas]

Just dragged myself out of bed after a long late night drive , in my pyjamas and looking like Worzel Gummage , and opened the front door to stop the letter box clattering in the wind ......

There stoood a UPS bloke with an unexpected parcel

 

[John Marwood]

£4.95 to report lost property to the police?

WTF

 

[proactive]

Got stopped by an Amnesty International chugger this aft in town. He got really agitated when I told him that they could hang all the buggers as far as I'm concerned*









*Before all the moral outrage starts, I was just trying to piss him off, I don't really think that...

 

[basil]

Got stopped by an Amnesty International chugger this aft in town. He got really agitated when I told him that they could hang all the buggers as far as I'm concerned*









*Before all the moral outrage starts, I was just trying to piss him off, I don't really think that...

Were you offered a leaflet ?.....

 

[proactive]

Were you offered a leaflet ?.....

I was offered guidance as to what was wrong with me.

Not for the first time, I might add...

 

[EasMid]

Just dragged myself out of bed after a long late night drive , in my pyjamas and looking like Worzel Gummage , and opened the front door to stop the letter box clattering in the wind ......

There stoood a UPS bloke with an unexpected parcel

Don't tell anyone what it is, mine's due tomorrow.

 

[Gadget]

I'm hungry but eating= horrible pain that lasts for hours. I'll see if I can make do with water

 

[staffordjas]

Don't tell anyone what it is, mine's due tomorrow.

Just make sure you make space incase it's that much needed lear jet

 

[Lucy]

There was a power cut at 4am here. I know this because someone's house alarm kept going off.

 

[John Marwood]

Were you offered a leaflet ?.....

Imagine if someone invented an electronic leaflet....

WoW

 

[John Marwood]

There was a power cut at 4am here. I know this because someone's house alarm kept going off.

Or your neighbour was multiburgled

 

[Trumpet]

There was a power cut at 4am here. I know this because someone's house alarm kept going off.

Yup, same here, reckon about 03:45 for about 20 minutes.

 

[Lucy]

Maybe it took me that long to wake up then. I was very confused, I think I thought it was Thursday and scared myself because OH was in the bed (he works away the rest of the week).

 

[John Marwood]

First lawn cut of year day south of Preston

 

[Trumpet]

Considering doing ours this afto. Mrs T's birthday today so will be a treat for her.

 

[basil]

Considering doing ours this afto. Mrs T's birthday today so will be a treat for her.

Trimming the lady's garden ?.....

 

[peggy]

Took my daughter shopping today, apparently she needs more shoes than me because I don't go out much.

 

[Gramaisc]

Took my daughter shopping today, apparently she needs more shoes than me because I don't go out much.

At your age, you only need slippers.....

..it's a matter of perspective..

 

[Trumpet]

Trimming the lady's garden ?.....

New blades on the Flymo!

 

[age'd parent]

Summer is here, I have two plasters on my hands from patching and repairing the shed.