Mundane facts about your day...

[Gramaisc]

Summer is here, I have two plasters on my hands from patching and repairing the shed.

Your supervisor has returned?

 

[Jonah]

Fell down the stairs last night. Battered and bruised this morning.

 

[littleme]

Fell down the stairs last night. Battered and bruised this morning.

I very nearly pushed MrLittleme down the stairs last night after his snoring kept me awake - I finaly gave in & went downstairs to sleep on the sofa........ 5ft7 @littleme 's dont fit on a two seater sofa

 

[age'd parent]

Your supervisor has returned?

The holiday was over 7 days ago, and she is even walking the dog with her
new kneecap, (swmb obeyed's kneecap, not the dogs before anyone gets cheeky),
still the food has improved and I can get at the sink to wash my beer bottles out.

 

[Gramaisc]

I very nearly pushed MrLittleme down the stairs last night after his snoring kept me awake - I finaly gave in & went downstairs to sleep on the sofa........ 5ft7 @littleme 's dont fit on a two seater sofa

Get microme to pinch a wash-bottle from school - fill it with water and squeeze a mouthful in now and then - it will give you some (silent) breathing space.

 

[proactive]

Get microme to pinch a wash-bottle from school - fill it with water and squeeze a mouthful in now and then - it will give you some (silent) breathing space.

Or he'll choke to death...

 

[Withnail]

Fell down the stairs last night. Battered and bruised this morning.

 

[Jonah]

It was more a case of slipping on the second step and then hitting every other step with my hip on the way down.

 

[proactive]

It was more a case of slipping on the second step and then hitting every other step with my hip on the way down.

Ouch!

 

[Glam]

It was more a case of slipping on the second step and then hitting every other step with my hip on the way down.

Did you get in on video for You've Been Framed? xx

 

[John Marwood]

How Much?!!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-58477312.html

 

[Jonah]

How Much?!!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-58477312.html

Too much...

 

[Jonah]

Did you get in on video for You've Been Framed? xx

Nope 'fraid not so no one can laugh at me. Well not for that.

 

[tek-monkey]

How Much?!!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-58477312.html

Am I right in thinking that nice green view is now maybe half the size it appears in the picture? Assuming your apartment looks that way.

Open Plan Kitchen/ Living Area 26' 8" x 10' 6" ( 8.13m x 3.20m )
Bedroom One 11' 6" x 8' 5" ( 3.51m x 2.57m )
En Suite / Walk In Wardrobe 11' 8" x 4' 11" ( 3.56m x 1.50m )
Bedroom Two 13' 5" x 7' 10" ( 4.09m x 2.39m )
Bathroom 6' 6" x 8' 1" ( 1.98m x 2.46m )

So smallish rooms, gotta fit your own en-suite if needed, someones having a laugh!

 

[proactive]

How does that qualify as being a luxury apartment?

Unless luxury is having a roof these days.

 

[tek-monkey]

How does that qualify as being a luxury apartment?

Unless luxury is having a roof these days.

One of the bedrooms may have a window!

 

[proactive]

One of the bedrooms may have a window!

Flash bastards!

 

[Gramaisc]

One of the bedrooms may have a window!

There is just one window and you take it round with you, if you want to see out in a different place - it's much more energy efficient and secure.

 

[John Marwood]

Off kilter... did somebody mention a locksmith recently?

 

[Gramaisc]

Off kilter... did somebody mention a locksmith recently?

http://www.staffordforum.com/xf/index.php?threads/looking-for-locksmith.17878/