Mundane facts about your day...

[Withnail]

Day off tomorrow, Im tempted to go to the Unicorn sanctuary....

It's the unscrupulous Unicorn breeders i can't stand.

Sanctuary's just full of unwanted and discarded Unicorns - sad really.

 

[Trumpet]

But at least they're alive in the sanctuaries, unlike those poor buggers that feed the black market in novelty hoop la stands.

 

[Carole]

I've had quite a therapeutic day today.

Systematically been through every room, every cupboard, taken everything out, cleaned it, put stuff back, made a pile for charity shop, made a list of what I need to re-buy.

I'm not in Bednall, I'm in Spain.

I've left Husband at home and I'm here at the apartment doing my spring clean then having some "me" time.

I'm currently on the balcony with a bottle of Cava.

It's still warm enough to sit out and the sun is still shining.

View........

 

[Lucy]

This time last week I was sitting on a beach, in 40 degree heat, with sloths and monkeys in the trees behind me. Now, I'm in Manchester.

 

[tek-monkey]

This time last week I was sitting on a beach, in 40 degree heat, with sloths and monkeys in the trees behind me. Now, I'm in Manchester.

Northern monkeys?

 

[Lucy]

I'm delusional with jet lag, so possibly.

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm delusional with jet lag, so possibly.

How long are you allowed to blame the jet-lag for?

 

[Lucy]

Til Saturday I reckon, I only got back on Monday.

 

[Gramaisc]

Possibility of a relapse after a two-day remission period?

 

[Lucy]

Absolutely, but not sure I'll get away with it as an excuse in the office next week...

 

[Gramaisc]

Absolutely, but not sure I'll get away with it as an excuse in the office next week...

Tell them you may have an exotic 'souvenir'.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3236294.stm

 

[Carole]

I'm delusional with jet lag.

How long are you allowed to blame the jet-lag for?

The recovery time for jet lag is usually one day per hour time difference....so a 5 hour time difference is usually 5 days recovery.

 

[proactive]

I'm not in Bednall, I'm in Spain.


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D'you know, it's really easy to go off some people...

 

[Jonah]

This time last week I felt well. I don't now and haven't for five days.

 

[peggy]

Ive arrived home to find my exercise ball has been delivered.

 

[John Marwood]

Ive arrived home to find my exercise ball has been delivered.

Some people just don't like using the word orgasm

 

[Gadget]

According to my digestive system peanuts are no longer an accepted food. This makes me sad as I love them for a treat.

 

[Glam]

According to my digestive system peanuts are no longer an accepted food. This makes me sad as I love them for a treat.

I'll have yours then xx

 

[Gramaisc]

It has been made clear to me today that I have been adopted.

 

[PeterD]

I bought a Sinatra CD for £3 from Tesco. Its missing my favourite Frank Sinatra song, Summer Wind, otherwise it looks excellent.