Mundane facts about your day...

[BobClay]

Cutlery includes knives and ice skates, but not spoons and forks, is one of my best chat up lines

Far better chat up line John taken from 'The Likely Lads.'

"Hello Gorgeous, how would you like to do my washing for three weeks ?"

(Although I can't deny I never had too much success with this myself, and have the scars to prove it.)

 

[Gramaisc]

Far better chat up line John taken from 'The Likely Lads.'

"Hello Gorgeous, how would you like to do my washing for three weeks ?"

(Although I can't deny I never had too much success with this myself, and have the scars to prove it.)

Same source...

Would you like me to drive you home?

Oooh, have you got a car?

No, but I've got a bloody big whip.

 

[BobClay]

Who says romance is dead .... ? ..

 

[Carole]

I've spent quite a few hours today faffing.

Some friends were coming for afternoon tea.

 

[proactive]

I've spent quite a few hours today faffing.

Some friends were coming for afternoon tea.



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You really should organise a Forum afternoon tea, you know.

 

[Carole]

You really should organise a Forum afternoon tea, you know.

There are 3514 members and I can only fit 8 round the table.

 

[The Hawk]

There are 3514 members and I can only fit 8 round the table.

Musical chairs?

 

[BobClay]

I couldn't come anyway ... I've put half a stone on just looking at the picture ...

 

[proactive]

There are 3514 members and I can only fit 8 round the table.

A mere detail. Sort the tea out and I'm sure we'll be able to figure out a way of fitting in!

 

[Cue]

I've spent quite a few hours today faffing.

Some friends were coming for afternoon tea.



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Are you related to my family? My mother’s side has a real thing about over-doing food for visitors.

 

[basil]

The forum event will most likely be a huge trough of baked beans garnished with a dead dog ! ......

 

[Gramaisc]

The forum event will most likely be a huge trough of baked beans garnished with a dead dog ! ......

I think that we should leave the actual food provision to @Carole - my surveys of her output would predict that your suggested recipe may not transpire.

 

[proactive]

The forum event will most likely be a huge trough of baked beans garnished with a dead dog ! ......

Doxey's traditional dish, unless I'm much mistaken.

 

[Perrier]

Just been chosen to review a box full of PC cable management goodies from the guys over at www.overclockers.co.uk .

should be able to tidy up the rats nest behind my computer table now .

thanks Overclockers

 

[John Marwood]

Doxey's traditional dish, unless I'm much mistaken.

Outrageous!

I've just sent in two apache attack helicopters to sort you out

 

[Gadget]

Just been chosen to review a box full of PC cable management goodies from the guys over at www.overclockers.co.uk .

should be able to tidy up the rats nest behind my computer table now .

thanks Overclockers

Fallen out with those guys. My last couple of order came sans haribo :'(

 

[Withnail]

Cutlery includes knives and ice skates, but not spoons and forks,

* swoons *

 

[tek-monkey]

I'm on a plane.

 

[proactive]

I'm on a plane.

But are the snakes?

 

[littleme]

Successfully stabbed myself in the eyeball last night with my fingernail, wondering if the pain will ever stop ?