Mundane facts about your day...

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BobClay

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I saw a little woodlouse walking across my floor ... and in the spirit of Rabbie Burns, I was moved to poetry:

Ode to a Woodlouse
"Wee, sleekit, cowran, tim'rous beastie,
BAP !!
Suck on that you ugly little f***er."

:heyhey:
 
Gadget

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I'm bloody knackered. Emergency call from my Mum this morning to dash over. Ambulance called and my Dad, with me and Mum in tow (I got to ride in the front), taken off to hospital. Lots of I.V antibiotics and fluids, a chest x-ray etc and many many hours later, he's tucked up back home with Izzy who had missed him terribly. I'm now home waiting for dinner to arrive as I've had nothing all day.
 
proactive

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Enjoying a drop of red.
Gadget said:
I'm bloody knackered. Emergency call from my Mum this morning to dash over. Ambulance called and my Dad, with me and Mum in tow (I got to ride in the front), taken off to hospital. Lots of I.V antibiotics and fluids, a chest x-ray etc and many many hours later, he's tucked up back home with Izzy who had missed him terribly. I'm now home waiting for dinner to arrive as I've had nothing all day.
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:hug:

There is very little more tiring, mentally and physically than a day spent worrying in a hospital. You have my sympathy.

Hope it all sorts out for your dad.
 
Glam

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Glam said:
This afternoon I shall be driving to Market Drayton with my 2 sisters, to celebrate my younger sisters 50th Birthday.
We shall look more like the witches in Hocus Pocus then those that conjoured up Jack Nicholson in The Witches of Eastwick.
I of course, being the Bette Midler one, the eldest is Kathy Najimy and younger sister is Sarah Jessica Parker, tho looking more like Julia Roberts as she was in Pretty Woman.(The bitch)
There may be bloodshed, Possibly a murder, big un and myself cannot be in the same postal district as one another without World War 3 threatening to break out.
Happy Happy Joy Joy.
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I survived, so did the big un. Much food was eaten between the 3 of us, and a copious amount of liquid refreshment was inbibed. Doing great till we went back to the youngests home that she shares with the worlds biggest wankstainknobheadknowitallarsewipe. Where him and the eldest proceeded to have words about the state of todays cars compared to the same 20yrs ago. I tried fall sleep on the settee but the raised voices kept me awake.
 
Tilly

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Glam said:
I survived, so did the big un. Much food was eaten between the 3 of us, and a copious amount of liquid refreshment was inbibed. Doing great till we went back to the youngests home that she shares with the worlds biggest wankstainknobheadknowitallarsewipe. Where him and the eldest proceeded to have words about the state of todays cars compared to the same 20yrs ago. I tried fall sleep on the settee but the raised voices kept me awake.
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The Presidents Club still going then?
 
Glam

Glam

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Glam said:
I survived, so did the big un. Much food was eaten between the 3 of us, and a copious amount of liquid refreshment was inbibed. Doing great till we went back to the youngests home that she shares with the worlds biggest wankstainknobheadknowitallarsewipe. Where him and the eldest proceeded to have words about the state of todays cars compared to the same 20yrs ago. I tried fall sleep on the settee but the raised voices kept me awake.
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Tilly said:
The Presidents Club still going then?
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If she wasn't my sister, I'd have zero do with her. Always been the same, could start a row in an empty room. And as for the wankstainknobheadknowitallarsewipe that the little un lives with, the man's just a tit, won't listen to anyone elses opinion than his, what he doesn't know about cars etc int worth knowing. He loves me too.
 
proactive

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Enjoying a drop of red.
Lunch with a client who has just spent a rediculous amount of money with us, so it really would have been rude not to entertain him and his lovely wife.

Far too much booze was had.

Hey ho, he's off in his chauffered limo back to the land of sheep and I've got to work out how the hell I'm going to get home on public transport from Shrewsbury.

All roads seem to lead to Wolverhampton, which will not do, so looks like a cab to Newport will have to be the choice, followed by lift into Stafford.
 
Gramaisc

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proactive said:
Lunch with a client who has just spent a rediculous amount of money with us, so it really would have been rude not to entertain him and his lovely wife.

Far too much booze was had.

Hey ho, he's off in his chauffered limo back to the land of sheep and I've got to work out how the hell I'm going to get home on public transport from Shrewsbury.

All roads seem to lead to Wolverhampton, which will not do, so looks like a cab to Newport will have to be the choice, followed by lift into Stafford.
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Presidents' Club in Shrewsbury..?
 
The Hawk

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proactive said:
Lunch with a client who has just spent a rediculous amount of money with us, so it really would have been rude not to entertain him and his lovely wife.

Far too much booze was had.

Hey ho, he's off in his chauffered limo back to the land of sheep and I've got to work out how the hell I'm going to get home on public transport from Shrewsbury.

All roads seem to lead to Wolverhampton, which will not do, so looks like a cab to Newport will have to be the choice, followed by lift into Stafford.
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Train, via Wolverhampton?
 
The Hawk

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proactive said:
That involves Wolverhampton.

Now having a pint in the Shakespeare in Newport waiting for my lift home having been banned from the missus place of work for ''smelling like a bloody vineyard"

It's a hard life, I tell you...
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Train via Crewe would have also worked. Unfortunately, the direct line. through Newport and Gnosall, closed many years ago.
 
Gadget

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A bit tipsy, rather peckish and watching Ghost hunting programmes with Spawn2. The other half has run off to bed as it's freaking him out lol
 
Trumpet

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proactive said:
Lunch with a client who has just spent a rediculous amount of money with us, so it really would have been rude not to entertain him and his lovely wife.

Far too much booze was had.

Hey ho, he's off in his chauffered limo back to the land of sheep and I've got to work out how the hell I'm going to get home on public transport from Shrewsbury.

All roads seem to lead to Wolverhampton, which will not do, so looks like a cab to Newport will have to be the choice, followed by lift into Stafford.
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Best done in the evening then stop over.
 
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