PCC Election 2016.

[John Marwood]

A pizza BOGOF leaflet dropped through the letterbox yesterday, so the margherita with cheese candidate gets my vote.

Have you considered a career change?

http://www.cnc.jobs/apply/index.html

 

[Roland]

Just been to vote and as she was showing me the ballot paper it slipped out of her hand and fell into the ballot box so I couldn't vote!

 

[John Marwood]

Just been to vote and as she was showing me the ballot paper it slipped out of her hand and fell into the ballot box so I couldn't vote!

I'm a virgin

 

[joshua]

I'm a virgin

Mostly virgin on the ridiclous

 

[1JKz]

I woke everyone up when I walked in the pulling station last night.

 

[John Marwood]

I woke everyone up when I walked in the pulling station last night.

Noisy zip?

 

[1JKz]

Noisy limp.

 

[Gramaisc]

I woke everyone up when I walked in the pulling station last night.

You may have misheard the word, 'election'..?

 

[proactive]

Noisy limp.

You can get pills for that now.

 

[1JKz]

I made my mark and stuck it in the ballot's box.

 

[1JKz]

You can get pills for that now.

I've taken the pills to get the noisy limp!

 

[Gramaisc]

Was there much of a swing?

 

[alphagamma]

So who 'won', or is a secret? Maybe they had to take their shoes and socks off to do a re-count.

 

[1JKz]

Neither to the left or right.

 

[1JKz]

For the record, if it was kept/counted, I voted ND and 2nd choice going to GA

 

[Gramaisc]

So who 'won', or is a secret? Maybe they had to take their shoes and socks off to do a re-count.

Be patient, we may learn the outcome today

 

[alphagamma]

22% turnout.

 

[1JKz]

Yeah but how many voted?

 

[PeterD]

I can account for 4, 6 if you include my 2 dogs.

 

[joshua]

I can account for 4, 6 if you include my 2 dogs.

They are not your dogs, you are their human.