Political figures on Stafford Forum

[Lunar Scorpion]

@ lunar. Your starting to sound like you want to be a dictatorship :p

No, I want people to be free. So I will start making it happen by getting rid of all things designed to harm living things (including fly swatters and animal traps if I can pull it off) - hopefully by charming them into handing any weapons over. If I'm in the mood and they don't repel me completely, I may even considering offering consentual adult activities in exchange.

I would much rather be the monarch though - it's much easier, and I would still have the power to veto anything decided by parliament and dissolve it if I so wish (if I remember correctly).

 

[Gramaisc]

Enough! I don't want an incipient queen dragging the argument down to such levels.... Defence - and be happy with it!

 

[Lunar Scorpion]

Enough! I don't want an incipient queen dragging the argument down to such levels.... Defence - and be happy with it!

=( Can I still do the Xmas message then?

 

[shoes]

And you're already out of touch with the real world enough to just walk into the position and hit the ground running

 

[Gramaisc]

Enough! I don't want an incipient queen dragging the argument down to such levels.... Defence - and be happy with it!

=( Can I still do the Xmas message then?

If you can play nicely between now and Stir-Up Sunday.

 

[Lunar Scorpion]

Stir-Up Sunday

 

[basil]

By chance i've some ideas for my political memoirs....... there'd been a late sitting at the house, Desiree Ponsonby Smyth was patiently awaiting instruction, i pressed the button on the intercom and spoke in my usual authoritive manner......" Desiree i've something that urgently needs to be taken down, no stay where you are i'll come into your orifice er office"... i could hear the static from her 15 denier hosiery crackle down the line. I mused that it looked like it was going to be an all night sitting.........

 

[age'd parent]

Work and pensions, sorry but I can only except pensions as my job experience at argus mainly involves the avoidance of work, and I shall need a bus pass and a mobility device to that can do a decent speed (possibly a Harley?), a wide screen TV as the eye site is going, a blackberry as Obama has one, a bigger house as I shall need extra staff (16 to 18 year old females only) to keep track of my expenses.

edit: I changed my mind over the age of the females

edit: edit: I put blueberry instead of blackberry, is that racist? or should I just do a political denial that I am neither racist or chauvinistic or mentally competent.

 

[Gramaisc]

Stir-Up Sunday

First Sunday of Advent. Sorry, I assumed you would know when it was.

I changed my mind over the age of the females

Beware of U-turns.

 

[djstaffs]

I am happy to except health, is there a private BUPA plan that goes with it?

 

[Gramaisc]

You will have noticed that Health is a job-sharing appointment, I don't expect that you will suffer from stress-related issues.

 

[db]

edit: edit: I put blueberry instead of blackberry, is that racist?

lol have a skill point

 

[ToriRat]

My new cabinet :-


Women's Affairs cat_woman, Torirat, Miss T **

* including special responsibility for non-food items
** it'll take three of them and who cares anyway?

EXCUSE ME!!

I demand a meatier and possibly more violent role within this government. I would like to be head of MI5 please. I will change my name to "T" and have Daniel Craig working underneath me. (pun intended)

 

[Gramaisc]

I don't want you worrying your little head about that sort of thing - who do you think you are - Caroline Flint?

 

[djstaffs]

I don't want you worrying your little head about that sort of thing - who do you think you are - Caroline Flint?

If she's Caroline Flint can i change from Health to MI5 to work as Daniel Craig??

 

[Gramaisc]

I am considering a hasty re-shuffle, as we speak...

 

[Lunar Scorpion]

I am considering a hasty re-shuffle, as we speak...

Does that mean I can be queen? You wouldn't want me to break the habit of a lifetime and have to do something useful now, would you?

 

[shoes]

The queen is pretty useful for tourism revenue purposes, although granted thats about it these days.

Now prince harry on the other hand.... there's someone destined for great things

 

[basil]

Donkey Dick the 2nd?.....

 

[Gramaisc]

The queen is pretty useful for tourism revenue purposes

Chuck them out and then open up all the castles, palaces, etc. and see what that does for tourism. Worked for the French, for example.