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excellent! this is the only thing in this thread i have read all the way through so far.. skill awardedDaveDon'tRave said:Chavs or Emo Kids?
wonderfultCp_sUICIDe said:This is a song about bacon
and Not about emo cliches
It's not about your girl being taken
nor your friends calling you gay
Bacon is so delicious
It tastes like happy indeed
It's not like your fat ex-girlfriend
Who's stricken with emo disease
Bacon doesn't cry in the closet
Nor does it slit at its wrists
Bacon doesn't part its hair;
In my tummy it deliciously sits
Bacon doesn't mind being called faggot
Because bacon knows it's the shit
It plays well with others on my plate
And has no face which I'd want to hit
The chorus is where I scream "Bacon!"
"Bacon, oh Bacon, oh yeah!"
Every song needs a couple of "yeah"s
So, Bacon, Oh Bacon, oh yeah!
Bacon makes sizzly sounds
when in the frying pan
It hates My Chemical Romance
Because all of their fans are fags
Proudly hold your bacon up high
And let's sing it unheralded praise.
Unlike Dashboard Confessional
Whose bandmates like to cry on stage
Next time you eat some bacon
Make sure you tell it it's grand.
It's not a creepy emo fucktard
Who weeps cus he's always sad.
The chorus is where I scream "Bacon!"
"Bacon, oh Bacon, oh yeah!"
Every song needs a couple of "yeah"s
So, Bacon, Oh Bacon, oh yeah!