Stafford Railway Station

[proactive]

Psycho!

Not since I started taking the tablets...

 

[John Marwood]

PC World are on to you

 

[United57]

Train delayed out of Euston due to it arriving late because of somebody trespassing near Watford. Then further delayed due to a train hitting a person at Litchfield. More likely person hitting the train.

 

[John Marwood]

I have never had tea in Lichfield

 

[Gramaisc]

I have never had tea in Lichfield

You can do, in Hampshire.

 

[John Marwood]

I once had a picnic on Stafford Common

It was in Wales

 

[John Marwood]

John Marwood Weather Warning

Tomorrow evenings chuff chuffs may not go to time, or at all, but then again they might, so, in conclusion, take a flask

That is the end of the warning

 

[John Marwood]

Posh Ploppy





Station Bogs - THE place to pee

 

[Sir BoD]

Posh Ploppy





Station Bogs - THE place to pee

Headline News!
A local man, John Marwood, was accused to-day of flashing in Stafford Station's newly designed lavatories. His long term 'friend', Mr. G. Michael, claims that he was just about to 'Go Outside' and was doing no harm, but taking pictures for a book he was hoping to get published later next year called, "Trains, Stains & Cubicle Pee-holes."

Last night, Mr. Marwood was not available for comment.

 

[John Marwood]

I note I now have 1,001 likes

Wasn't that a toilet cleaner brand?

 

[age'd parent]

I note I now have 1,001 likes

Wasn't that a toilet cleaner brand?

"Cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown"
Are you trying to get laid?

 

[John Marwood]

To the tune of Esso Blue and Beer at Home means Davenports

 

[proactive]

Kinky!

 

[United57]

Posh Plopp

 

[John Marwood]

Some delays between Stafford and London and Manchester this morning

Apparently they ran out of electricity..........

 

[Withnail]

No trains going south.

Long delays going north.

Avoid.

 

[John Marwood]

No trains going south.

Long delays going north.

Avoid.

Kinel!



Stafford taxis must be in a state of glee