3rd May 2024. 6pm
1922 Committee meet
Conservative Leadership Contest Rules Abandoned
4th May 2024 11.00am
Nigel Paul is pronounced new leader of The Conservative and Unionists
4th May 2024 1pm
Prime Minister resigns to spend more time with working class people
5th May. 2pm
General Strike announced for the whole of June
6th May 10pm
Civil unrest breaks out in parts of north London, Merseyside, Moss Side in Manchester and Aston in Birmingham
7th May 1pm
Deputy Prime Minister resigns to spend money
8th May 10am
Lord Cameron resigns . Again
9th May 3am
Russian plane crashes into house on The Fens
9th May 8am
Military Service to resume in Great Britain and Northern Ireland for all those aged 18-27
9th May 5pm
Civil disturbances break out in Tunbridge Wells, Eaton, Oxford, Cambridge and Windsor. The army are called in. But as they are working from home that week they no show
10th May One second after midnight, the internet goes off across nor