Thehooperman
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Cat was heard to say: "Eeee baaa goom. When's tut bluddy train gunta pull out et bluddy station."
(You'll have to pardon my mix up of Yorks and Lancs, let's be honest ... there's not much difference between the two. (Retreats once more to the nuclear bunker.))
Oi!!! They're a ruddy great hill in between for a very good reason and it's to keep those tykes where they belong