Targeted Advertising.

[proactive]

Apparently, I can get a free Kärcher window vacuum for every five 8' x 4' equestrian training arena mirrors that I have installed here - I'm just off to clear some wall space, though I think a couple will have to go on ceilings...

You're searching for an excuse for that longed-for mirrored ceiling in the bedroom aren't you?

 

[Gramaisc]

You're searching for an excuse for that longed-for mirrored ceiling in the bedroom aren't you?

I'm wondering about adaptations for the vacuum?

 

[proactive]

I'm wondering about adaptations for the vacuum?

I bet you are...

 

[Trumpet]

Currently being offered the opportunity to convert to Islam online.
"Let us help you to become a Muslim"

 

[Tilly]

Gastro

And his luxurious fish finger

 

[Thehooperman]

I think Taylor Wimpey have invented a time machine back to the 80s, my targeted advertising is for First Time Buyers at Autumn Heights in Telford.

Think they've missed that boat by a good 30 plus years

 

[Gramaisc]

I think Taylor Wimpey have invented a time machine back to the 80s, my targeted advertising is for First Time Buyers at Autumn Heights in Telford.

Think they've missed that boat by a good 30 plus years

To be fair to Taylor Wimpey, they do seem able to answer a question that you haven't asked them.

Still working on the asked question, though, it seems..

 

[Thehooperman]

And now I am being asked to locate my Arab date??? V strange

 

[Gramaisc]

I have bought a few things for my father's greenhouse and garden. Often the quantities are quite large, as people in Ireland will usually have a good bit more land around the house than you'll get over here and various neighbours often get involved in a bulk order, etc.

My recent purchase history has very clearly flagged me up to several different suppliers as a potential operator of an illegal cannabis grow-house.

The stuff that is popping up here now is often the sort of thing that people rarely buy in their own name, I suspect...

 

[Gramaisc]

I'm being told that half the adults in the UK have high cholesterol and that a ten-minute appointment with my GP could prevent me having a heart attack.

I suspect that I'm more likely to have one trying to get an appointment.

And I have bugger all cholesterol, so I'm reliably informed.

 

[Trumpet]

Or perhaps a ten minute bike ride to Arnold Clark's biggest ever used car sale.

 

[PeterD]

I am finding that I am getting redirected from this site when I access it from my phone. I have cleared the cookies but it still happens, anyone else experiencing it?

 

[littleme]

I am finding that I am getting redirected from this site when I access it from my phone. I have cleared the cookies but it still happens, anyone else experiencing it?

Nope (Im on my phone too).

 

[Thehooperman]

I am finding that I am getting redirected from this site when I access it from my phone. I have cleared the cookies but it still happens, anyone else experiencing it?

Yes I'm getting that occasionally but haven't found a fix yet.

 

[PeterD]

I guess it's when a specific ad is shown

 

[proactive]

I am finding that I am getting redirected from this site when I access it from my phone. I have cleared the cookies but it still happens, anyone else experiencing it?

Yes. To some scam site, it's been happening for a while for me. Only happens on the phone or tablet.

 

[Gramaisc]

I have just had a notification from B&Q.

"Head in store now".



Do I go to the customer services desk to apply?

 

[Thehooperman]

I have just had a notification from B&Q.

"Head in store now".



Do I go to the customer services desk to apply?

Perhaps they've just found one, wonder where the rest of the body is?

 

[Gramaisc]

eBay is telling me to "Get Winter Ready".

 

[EasMid]

eBay is telling me to "Get Winter Ready".

I think winter's ready already.