tek-monkey
wanna see my snake?
I thought that was only available through their website, obviously wrong! Downloaded the free part bust still not listened to it.theflamingred said:
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theflamingred
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I just found this in my Amazon personalised recommendations...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shewee/dp/B000NLU0EW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sports&qid=1207771337&sr=8-1
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shewee/dp/B000NLU0EW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sports&qid=1207771337&sr=8-1
tek-monkey
wanna see my snake?
Thank god there are no used ones for sale!
ToriRat
Is that a Moomin?
ROTD ( Rant of the Day)
Someone getting really pissy with you because you may or may not have said someting while you were asleep that offended them ( and no it wasnt Anyones name
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Should count their lucky stars- I used to sleepwalk very badly and once set the kitchen on fire. A few mumbled words in the depths of slumber pale in comparison with two fire engines and everyone outside in nightgarments one would think....
Tori
Ps Got my Stafford Jail Tee Today- Joy
Someone getting really pissy with you because you may or may not have said someting while you were asleep that offended them ( and no it wasnt Anyones name
)Should count their lucky stars- I used to sleepwalk very badly and once set the kitchen on fire. A few mumbled words in the depths of slumber pale in comparison with two fire engines and everyone outside in nightgarments one would think....
Tori
Ps Got my Stafford Jail Tee Today- Joy
tek-monkey
wanna see my snake?
I once woke up to a punch from my other half, because she dreamt I cheated on her! Not with her any more.....
db
#chaplife
i went out with a girl who fell out with me because of something i did in a dream she had.. i know that someone has done a stand-up routine joking about a similar thing, and i know it sounds like i made it up, but i swear to god it's true..ToriRat said:ROTD ( Rant of the Day)
Someone getting really pissy with you because you may or may not have said someting while you were asleep that offended them ( and no it wasnt Anyones name
Should count their lucky stars- I used to sleepwalk very badly and once set the kitchen on fire. A few mumbled words in the depths of slumber pale in comparison with two fire engines and everyone outside in nightgarments one would think....
Tori
Ps Got my Stafford Jail Tee Today- Joy
apparently i flirted with some girl in a dream she had.. that was enough for her to go in a strop with me for about a week, and if i dared to talk to said girl in real life it would result in another week-long mard lol..
Silverfish
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I woke up with my partner beating on my back telling me to stop that. It turns out I'd let rip a really loud fart in my sleep...tek-monkey said:
FooFighter
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next time, wait until she's asleep and then 'Dutch Oven ' herSilverfish said:
theflamingred
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Unforgiveable! You are a bad person!FooFighter said:
theflamingred
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Till some busy body inspects the logs and reads this thread.dirtybobby said:fortunately i can connect to my home PC from work and access it via there
tek-monkey
wanna see my snake?
And again! Had a charge on my account I don't recognise, from 3-MAIDENHEAD. Called my bank, they insist its 3 mobile. Called 3, they said [apu mode]tank you, come again![/apu mode]. Doesn't show on my account, so they're not interested. Call back my bank, they say it def is them. Been through all my emails looking for drunken purchases, none (which in itself is weird!). So now I have to fill out a dispute form and wait ages while they sort it out. Great. Demanded a call back, but its not like I've ever got one before so not holding my breath. Cancelled my DD, but I've only just paid a bill so they won't contact me any time soontek-monkey said:
My thoughts on these muppets hasn't changed, would happily beat their CS staff with their own shoes right now.
EDIT: Oh, tried the number mentioned on page 12. Nowt, cuts me off every time.
theflamingred
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I ate a piece of turkish delight but accidentally inhaled whilst putting said confectionary in mouth, hence inhaling that powdery icing sugar stuff. Eveything tastes weird now and my nose hurts
tek-monkey
wanna see my snake?
Turns out it was me, apparently I paid a mates phone bill on my card when pissed! Explains why it never showed on my own phone account, and why I have no email recieptsdirtybobby said:
cookie_monster
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thats deserves a skill point!tek-monkey said:Turns out it was me, apparently I paid a mates phone bill on my card when pissed! Explains why it never showed on my own phone account, and why I have no email recieptsdirtybobby said:
drunken act of kindness results in ranting at phone company...and they probably deserved it somewhere down the line anyway!
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Toble
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Right...
Here is how to ring for a taxi:
1: Know what time you want it for
2: Know where you are
3: Know where you are going
4: For heaven's sake at least know your own name!
5: Don't ring me.
Really, is it too difficult to ascertain the above data (1-4) before you initiate a telephone call?
Think, f###tards, its your telephone bill.
Really, I do despair.
Admin edit: swearing
Coo edit: sorry
Here is how to ring for a taxi:
1: Know what time you want it for
2: Know where you are
3: Know where you are going
4: For heaven's sake at least know your own name!
5: Don't ring me.
Really, is it too difficult to ascertain the above data (1-4) before you initiate a telephone call?
Think, f###tards, its your telephone bill.
Really, I do despair.
Admin edit: swearing
Coo edit: sorry