Today I Heard.....

[Ecker]

An oldie but a goody: Heard on Radio4 some time ago: "Tonight's concert
comes to you from The Bathroom at Pump"

 

[John Marwood]

That not everyone can smell asparagus wee

 

[John Marwood]

It's time to flog renminbi

 

[Noah]

That not everyone can smell asparagus wee

Nor everyone produce it.

 

[Withnail]

I love the smell of asparagus wee in the morning.

Smells like... asparagus.

 

[Gramaisc]

I believe that our own @Goldilox played at this year's British Asparagus Festival - http://www.asparafest.co.uk/music .

 

[Goldilox]

I believe that our own @Goldilox played at this year's British Asparagus Festival - http://www.asparafest.co.uk/music .

Indeed I did, it's a great day out & highly recommended.

Strangely I don't think the portaloos smelled any worse than any other festival, in spite of the fact that 2/3 of the people using them had eaten asparagus for lunch...

 

[John Marwood]

Indeed I did, it's a great day out & highly recommended.

Strangely I don't think the portaloos smelled any worse than any other festival, in spite of the fact that 2/3 of the people using them had eaten asparagus for lunch...

Maybe you have that gene missing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod...142015-14-are-health-tests-really-a-good-idea

 

[peggy]

Olbury asda. "Luk, thems alf price, woz £4 now them £3!"

 

[John Marwood]

Olbury asda. "Luk, thems alf price, woz £4 now them £3!"

R

Wim gooin darn ta toys am we naa

 

[Trumpet]

R

Wim gooin darn ta toys am we naa

Coincidentally I was trying to explain 'toys am we' to Mrs T recently, may as well have been talking a different lang...................Oh

 

[peggy]

Aynuk builds himself a new pen for his chickens. He asks Ayli to come and have a look at it.

Well yome med a bostin job on it ar kid says Ayli,

Aynuk says ar it ay bad except that the roof leaks.

Ayli notices that Aynuk has put a wire netting roof on the pen,

No wonder it leaks says Ayli yo ay put no slope on it.

 

[John Marwood]

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Everything

 

[Gramaisc]

...at the boot sale - Dad, with pushchair, to Mum nearby.

Where is his sock?
What?
His sock, where is it?
It's on his foot...
Oh..

 

[John Marwood]

That Hugh Sculley and Gordon Honeycomb are no longer with us

 

[Gramaisc]

That Hugh Sculley and Gordon Honeycomb are no longer with us

Hugh Scully and Gordon Honeycombe.

 

[John Marwood]

Slip e

 

[Gramaisc]

Slip e

All the right letters - almost in the right order.

 

[Sir BoD]

Slip e

 

[Gadget]

Nurse to OH yesterday, ''There now, you can get into bed if you like.''
There wasn't a bed. He was sat in a chair in a bed space.