Today I Heard.....

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
On a bus to Newcastle, 3 teenage girls discussing the benefits of certain cleaning products. Refreshing to hear, maybe we aren't doomed quite yet?

The teenager I see most once sprayed a can of paint at the garage wall to see if it had any in, then was genuinely surprised when paint came out. His defence was '"well I didn't know!".
 

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
...the karaoke from the Four Crosses, clearly, whilst I was still on the town-side of the Prison Gates.


There are people in Slough

Who can't hear that because the BA planes have just started up

All at the same time

Cabbage crates over the briney
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Or rather today someone hadn't heard.

In the pub getting refreshments whilst doing some accounting, bumped into a chap who lives further down the lane who was also working from home.

We got chatting and before long it became quite clear that he didn't know that there was an election on, never mind that this was polling day, hadn't heard anything about terrorist attacks in Manchester or Borough Market/London Bridge AND was unsure how the Euro Referendum had gone last year!!!!

And this guy has a degree and a supposedly responsible position at the Borough Council.

Says it all really...
 

peggy

Well-Known Forumite
Or rather today someone hadn't heard.

In the pub getting refreshments whilst doing some accounting, bumped into a chap who lives further down the lane who was also working from home.

We got chatting and before long it became quite clear that he didn't know that there was an election on, never mind that this was polling day, hadn't heard anything about terrorist attacks in Manchester or Borough Market/London Bridge AND was unsure how the Euro Referendum had gone last year!!!!

And this guy has a degree and a supposedly responsible position at the Borough Council.

Says it all really...
:lorks:
 

Carole

Well-Known Forumite
Today I heard in the Co-Op.

Man on the till says to the woman at the counter (in front of me)......

"Hello Sue, you look different, is that a new hair do"

"Yes" she says "It's called a man bun"


I found it very difficult not to interfere with this conversation and ask... "isn't a bun on a woman just "a bun" and it's only a man bun if it's actually on a man?
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Today I heard in the Co-Op.

Man on the till says to the woman at the counter (in front of me)......

"Hello Sue, you look different, is that a new hair do"

"Yes" she says "It's called a man bun"


I found it very difficult not to interfere with this conversation and ask... "isn't a bun on a woman just "a bun" and it's only a man bun if it's actually on a man?
I remember a chap once telling us that his sister had had a vasectomy - and getting quite huffy when challenged about it.
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Today I heard in the Co-Op.

Man on the till says to the woman at the counter (in front of me)......

"Hello Sue, you look different, is that a new hair do"

"Yes" she says "It's called a man bun"


I found it very difficult not to interfere with this conversation and ask... "isn't a bun on a woman just "a bun" and it's only a man bun if it's actually on a man?
This is just one of the reasons why I stopped patronising the Co-op.
 
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