Have you ever had the pleasure of walking into town from sandon road with your partner/wife other half of any description on a lovely summers eve?
I did a few times before leaving the ford for pastures altogether smoggier and less pleasant,
one of my memories of doing so are been verbally abused by the scummers looking down at you from the gaol?
Top ten insults thrown back are?
At 1 Do your bird cos i'm doing yours!
At 2 Hmm i'm going for a pint.... fancy one..... oh dear you can't!
At 3 (due to the type of wing on crooked bridge road) nonce nonce nonce.
At 4 C'mon then lets ave it!!!!!!
At 5 Who are ya Who are ya
At 6 (Whistling the sweeney tune)
Any others you think might be better put downs for them?
I did a few times before leaving the ford for pastures altogether smoggier and less pleasant,
one of my memories of doing so are been verbally abused by the scummers looking down at you from the gaol?
Top ten insults thrown back are?
At 1 Do your bird cos i'm doing yours!
At 2 Hmm i'm going for a pint.... fancy one..... oh dear you can't!
At 3 (due to the type of wing on crooked bridge road) nonce nonce nonce.
At 4 C'mon then lets ave it!!!!!!
At 5 Who are ya Who are ya
At 6 (Whistling the sweeney tune)
Any others you think might be better put downs for them?