cookie_monster
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bullshit!dirtybobby said:how can you hate xmas?? even if you're not into the materialism/religion/joy/etc. it's still a couple of days off work and yet another excuse to start drinking at 10:00am.. i honestly don't understand when people claim to "hate xmas"cookie_monster said:santa baby, slip a sable under the tree....always makes me wish i liked christmas.
all i want for christmas....always makes me realise why i hate christmas so much.
the only good part about xmas is xmas eve when i get to see all you guys.
working tonight and tomorrow night at the pub, dealing with all the once a yearers who only come out at xmas.
got to get the train on saturday, if theyre not striking/too foggy/leaves on the line. wont get a seat even though i have a ticket, it will be busy, noisy and incredibly unpleasant.
xmas day spent with the family, no nicotine or alcohol for me because im on skivvie duty, cooking and washing up all day. dad and bro get wankered and fight, mum will be so exhausted shell be on the verge of a nervous breakdown, bro usually storms out, mum crys, dad shouts and takes it out on me and mum, i escape round to either andreas or lous and beg sanctuary. but its not this is all done in private, they invite their friends round for food to so this is a very public display of social dysfunction!
boxing day, dad in foul hangover gets in strop because we havent left to go to london by 10am. get stuck in traffic, dad whinges coz he can hear bros stereo, gets in flap with mum coz she cant use the mobile to phone my aunty were stuck in traffic on the M1, and i just try to sleep and keep out of the way.
see extended family, get abuse for why i havent settled down, found myself a nice young man, gotten married, had babies....lets be honest im gettign on a bit now! (tossers).
getting the train back on the 27th from london to sheffield, back at work in the office on the 28th, plus back at the pub for work on 29th, 30th and 31st. back in office on the 2nd to start the new year.
days off, when!!!!! cant drink christmas day, and my family....well, you wanna swop?
ho ho farking, merry bastard xmas, ho.
and yes, im at work at the mo now.
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