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Eve Miles was in Doctor Who and Torchwood.
Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who.
Coincidence or planned I wonder.

The Stafford Beast

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Stafford Forum = Rum For Staff Do

Stafford Hospital = A Half Do Spit Frost

Staffordshire = Safe Ford Shirt

Staffordshire. = Shit Off Dr. Arse

Stafford Borough Council = Coton FC Boils Rough Fraud

Stafford Post = Stop Fat Fords

Stafford Train Station = Stain For Daft Roast Nit

...and so we discover Gramaisc's real name. It is an anagram for "Ami Scrag"... or failing that, "I Cram Gas"