Well I’ve finally realised I’ve been played! I’ve worked throughout the lockdown doing my own job and covering those of people isolating and those furloughed. I’ve obeyed the lockdown, I’ve walked the dog once a day and shopped once a week. I’ve tried my best to do the right thing, but after watching the lies and spin of Shapps & Johnson in defending Cummings today I realise I’ve just been a dumb F**k.
I want to apologies to my mum & dad for not visiting them as I obviously do not care enough about them to break the rules. Apologies to my son for not going to the supermarket every time he ran out of Fanta because, let’s face it, a proper father would know it was the only real option.
Well I’ve a week off and I now don’t give a sh*t. I’m in the car tomorrow to go on a bit of a road trip around the country and to top up my tan. I may pop down to London to join Boris and Cummings on Thursday night to stand in front of number 10 to join them in sticking two fingers up and shouting ‘ fooled you suckers! ‘ to everyone who has put themselves at risk during the pandemic for no personal gain! I’ll then join their eve of the great British victory at Goose Green street conga before we head of to Gove’s for a barbecue.
Please remember to follow the new government advice – What Pandemic? What virus? Ha Ha you idiot!
God I’m angry those selfish self-serving sh*t monkeys spouting their own excrement in a virtue less vacuum, morally bankrupt husk puppets rolled out with cummings arm up their ars*s. Boris Johnson lying through his teeth refusing to answer simple questions what a useless pathetic sight. A man without a single idea so adrift that his only hope is to desperately cling to Cummings’ ankles! Jeez is this the best we’ve got……Arrggh!!!
rant…over….Breath and relax……….