Familiar and funny sayings.

[Just little old me:)]

If ya come in again you're staying in

 

[proactive]

If ya come in again you're staying in

Said the actress to the bishop.

 

[BobClay]

Pissed as a newt. .... ... (I mean, what exactly does that mean, I've never seen a newt drink let alone get pissed.)

 

[Thehooperman]

Pissed as a newt. .... ... (I mean, what exactly does that mean, I've never seen a newt drink let alone get pissed.)

I have but he was a with a cucumber in Birmingham and then his mate who was a Slug came with in with his girlfriend who was a lettuce. Wtf

 

[Just little old me:)]

Pissed as a newt. .... ... (I mean, what exactly does that mean, I've never seen a newt drink let alone get pissed.)

Never thought about it but how actually does a newt get p**ssed

 

[BobClay]

I have but he was a with a cucumber in Birmingham and then his mate who was a Slug came with in with his girlfriend who was a lettuce. Wtf

Whatever it was you were drinking on that day ... I want one. ... SHIT NO, I WANT 10 OF EM.

 

[Noah]

Pissed as a newt. ..

According to the books of words in Nelson's day a slang term for Royal Navy junior ensigns was "newts"

 

[Just little old me:)]

That's all A1 shipshape and Bristol fashion then

 

[rudie111]

When we wouldn’t eat our food my Nan would say ‘get it down your wazzin!’

I use it now with the kid

 

[Cirrus]

Too cold to snow

 

[BobClay]

I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know ...

 

[SketchyMagpie]

I'm reading a book from the QI team at the minute that collects interesting and funny quotes. Here are few favourites:

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
PHYLLIS DILLER

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSON

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. MENCKEN

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.
DEMOCRITUS OF ABDERA

Everyone has a book in them and that, in most cases, is where it should stay.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.
GEORGE BURNS

 

[BobClay]

Never pee off the weather side of the ship.

If you walk one mile due south, then turn and walk one mile due east, and then turn and walk one mile due north and end up exactly where you started, you must have started on the North Pole ...... also, you haven't got a clue where you want to go.

 

[Glam]

Every Mum - If you fall off that thing and break your leg, don't run crying to me!

 

[BobClay]

Mum: "Put some clean underpants on, you might get run over by a bus and shame the family."
Me: "If I get run over by a bus Mum, make no mistake, they're going to be dirty .... "

 

[Jackel]

Its trying to rain

 

[EasMid]

Its trying to rain

You know, the sort of rain that makes you wet.

 

[Mudgie]

Mum: "Put some clean underpants on, you might get run over by a bus and shame the family."
Me: "If I get run over by a bus Mum, make no mistake, they're going to be dirty .... "

I've heard that a pair of underpants lasts eight days in the Navy !

 

[Withnail]

Up your hole with a big jam roll

 

[kilmaccumsey]

A head bigger than Birkenhead