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That is one of my favourite ones...proper guffaw material. The Simpsons rocks!taitou said:Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich.
you could fill volumes with classic homer quotes..taitou said:Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.
Archer novels aren't fit for use as toilet paper, IMO...noir2985 said:Those are good uns! I only realised they were jokes when I got to the third one...bit slow today.
Sorry to bring up the past...but that has to be one of the funniest jokes i've ever heard!!!Augustus Gloop said:A man is walking down the street...
And on his way, he meets a friend, who just happens to have only one arm.
"So, what are you up to?" says the man.
"I'm going to change a light bulb."
"Won't that be difficult, with just the one arm?"
"I shouldn't think so, I've still got the receipt."