THE BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged the chicken to go and get the farmer to help. The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicen spied the farmers new z3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friends life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny z3. He managed to get a hold on the rope the chicken tossed him. After tying the other end to the rear bumber of the z3, the chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse. Happy and proud the chicken drove the z3 back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two buddies cemented. Best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a moment, walked over and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath he told the chicken to grab his ''thing'' and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The Moral of the story?
When your hung like a horse, you dn't need a BMW to pick up chicks.