How to sell a house...

[Lunar Scorpion]

Apparently the colour red raises the heart rate, causing people to act more impulsively - that's why so many companies use it in their logos and decor.

 

[Gramaisc]

Hence the rufous nature of your pentagram?

 

[Lunar Scorpion]

Hence the rufous nature of your pentagram?

Red star = communism/socialism

 

[Gramaisc]

Just wondered if it was intended to set my pulse racing?...

 

[Gramaisc]

I hate they smell of coffee, but air freshener makes even my house seem more tidy.

Doesn't work on me....

 

[John Marwood]

invite the potential purchasers around at 1.50pm, at which time your clocks will be smiling just like the those in the glossy magazines

better still bribe your chavviest neighbours to foocorf for the afternoon

 

[basil]

Tell the potential purchasers there's a suitcase full of used tenners in the loft.......

 

[Florence]

I hate they smell of coffee, but air freshener makes even my house seem more tidy.

Doesn't work on me....

The whole Chanel factory wouldn't make any difference to your house.

 

[Gramaisc]

How offensive!

I meant - obviously - that a mere air-freshener doesn't make your house seem tidy to me. I don't know how you can live like that.

 

[Florence]

I blame the children and the other parent.

 

[Gramaisc]

He's only allowed to sit on one chair and all his stuff is in his little comics room. Seems fairly blameless to me.