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jimbob23

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MISS T said:
Enjoying A 'Duvet Day'?
Updated: 13:58, Monday February 05, 2007

Businesses are likely to find themselves short-staffed today as hundreds of thousands of people take "sickies" from work.

Surveys suggest the first Monday in February is the worst day of the year for absenteeism, leading to it being labelled National Sickie Day.
:strange:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm 100% positive that just over a month ago, the media made exactly the same claim about the 1st working day in January being the worst day for sickies. Strikes me they just make it up as they go along.
 

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rich upsetter said:
anyone watched the US pilots firing on the UK convoy?
not nice.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11021-10043,00.html
Yeah i watched that Rich. With my jaw wide open!!! Stupid yank f*ckers!!!!!
 

rich upsetter

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culprit revealed.


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db

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lol that's brilliant.. i've just sat here watching it for about 10 minutes - it's hypnotising!

let me rub your skill button..
 

cookie_monster

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dirtybobby said:
you can tell i'm not a native of sheffield: i managed to offend you in the Holy Moly thread, and i am the antithesis of "punctual" lol.. i can't remember the last time i was on time for anything at all..
but the bbc said....it must be true! :teef:


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gon2seed

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Sheffield was definitley the friendliest place I ever lived, and very polite, well done the BBC for bringing this fact to the nation's attention.

Rochdale was nice too, but the less said about Scarborough the better methinks!
 

rich upsetter

Cuffy is the new skill
A TEENAGE hoodie told last night how he ran up behind Tory leader David Cameron and pretended to shoot him.
Im no fan of Cameron, but this would have gone in 'stoopid pictures' thread if it wasnt so tragic. tsk.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007080871,00.html
 

jimbob23

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The Sun said:
The Man Utd fan, who listens to rapper 50 Cent, told of his life on the Benchill estate at Wythenshawe
Yet more insightful journalism from The Sun.

That chav twat in The Sun said:
“The only drugs I do are weed and a bit of cocaine, but I don’t tell my mum about that.â€
Erm...

Chav twat's mum said:
“I couldn’t believe it when I heard what he’d done.â€
What, taken drugs, or pretended to shoot the leader of the opposition? Something tells me she's not terribly bothered, either way.
 

db

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Hariginal Benchill Mad Dog said:
"I raised my hand and fingers in the shape of a gun — it’s what we call a ‘click bang’ around here. I was doing it for a laugh and a buzz."
he got a buzz from that? christ, he should try a red-bull, he'll have a right laugh!

Hariginal Benchill Mad Dog said:
"I’m in a crew and we all wear black."
lol goths..
 
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