In the news...

[Scuttlingb]

This is a great story. Our cat's called Pants!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/7585098.stm

 

[db]

committed murder, but don't fancy going to jail? just make sure you're a massive fatty before you're sentenced

 

[tek-monkey]

Well Stoke has just been found to be the UKs 14th fattest town.

 

[cookie_monster]

Well Stoke has just been found to be the UKs 14th fattest town.

and wolverhampton 15th!

wow, a stafford sandwich....just be careful how loud you say it- we may get eaten!


x

 

[tek-monkey]

Scared of spiders eh?

 

[tek-monkey]

Church again proved bunch of muppets

Seriously, Jesus was one (alleged) person that was crucified. Surely if anything crucifiction should be a symbol of criminals?

 

[db]

Apple CEO Steve Jobs is dead!







edit: not really

 

[Scuttlingb]

Dirty Money...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7588217.stm

When he was arrested in April, police discovered £280 in cash hidden between his buttocks.

 

[Andreas Rex]

Dirty Money...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7588217.stm

When he was arrested in April, police discovered £280 in cash hidden between his buttocks.

arsehole

 

[cookie_monster]

When he was arrested in April, police discovered £280 in cash hidden between his buttocks.

you wouldnt ask to borrow a tenner of him!

x

 

[Silverfish]

you wouldnt ask to borrow a tenner of him!

I bet he's sh!t out of money...

 

[cookie_monster]

i wonder what this cabin boy is called!


x

 

[db]

i wonder what this cabin boy is called!

bravo

 

[cookie_monster]

i wonder which addiction he'll get treated first!


x

 

[db]

i wonder which addiction he'll get treated first!


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oh come on, this was posted 20 minutes ago and no-one's made the "perhaps he needed somewhere to hang his donuts" joke?

guess i will then

 

[cookie_monster]

on a more sombre note- terrifying and tragic!


x

 

[tek-monkey]

She should be happy she wasn't with ntl.

 

[cookie_monster]

She should be happy she wasn't with ntl.

oh my god- you dont know how much i empathise with her.

ive had the same issues with yorkshire water and my insurance company as part of the ongoing cellar-gate saga!


x

 

[cookie_monster]

i knwo i shouldnt laugh....but if you will drink these daft drinks!


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disclaimer: i do not usually read the daily mail and the link was found from another forum.

 

[db]

i knwo i shouldnt laugh....but if you will drink these daft drinks!

god, what has happened to you?? don't tell me you've never been on a girls' holiday and drank anything shoved under your nose!! i remember you being worse than that at alton towers, for god's sake! lol

getting national news coverage, though - i hope it doesn't make her big headed